#satanfucker

[bondagespider]

i have so many ideas for asks but all i can think of clearly is just "fuck" repeating endlessly

I can come up with ideas, but knowing your comfort level with things helps refine the ideas I come up with.

I'm just glad you know what you want, dear.

[bondagespider]

*And by "clearly seeking punishment" I mean doing "bad" things with no real maliciousness, and that really doesn't hurt anyone... pushing something that won't break off a table, or something like that, while making eye contact XD

I don't anger that easily.. I'd probably do something small you hate, like tickling or something equally as irritating.

The means justify the ends...should I get a squirt bottle for you?

[clownsecret]

googles “how to get railed by satan in a truck stop bathroom on halloween”

[byakurangesso]

for the ask meme. seto kaiba x his blue eyes white dragons. 28.

Seto had never imagined this day would come, not even in his wildest dragon-infested dreams. That was not saying that his imagination was poor - it most certainly was not, as all his business partners could attest.

Still, he hadn’t quite thought he would one day propose marriage to his Blue Eyes cards.

Yes, all of them. All three of them.

“Marry me,” Seto had started, voice uncharacteristically wistful and by nonexistent gods if that mutt Joey Wheeler walks in on them for whatever reason, he’s going to throw a card and kill a person. Death by cards wasn’t too bad. Live by the card, die by the card.

But he digressed.

“Yes, I know polyamory is frowned upon,” Seto snorted after a pause. “Do I look like I care? I make the rules around here.”

Another brief silence before Seto sighed in content, a hint of a smirk splayed on his lips.

“I like the sound of that, Blue Eyes... Nothing will ever come between us this time.”

In sickness and in health, he’d love them forever. Screw what society thought of it -- if a man could marry a body pillow (coughs Pegasus coughs), surely he could marry three cards of the most glorious creature on Earth.

Even though dragons technically didn’t exist.

Be quiet now, for Seto is dreaming of a better life.

[byakurangesso]

How to tell if you're in a fic by Aija: 1. Koujaku was Kouja-gone. 2. Koujaku was Kouja-gone. 3. Koujaku was Kouja-gone. 4. Koujaku was Kouja-gone. 5. Koujaku was Kouja-gone. 6. Koujaku was Kouja-gone. 7. Koujaku was Kouja-gone. 8. Koujaku was Kouja-gone. 9. Koujaku was Kouja-gone. 10. Koujaku was Kouja-gone.

SCREAMS

this is true. this will be in all my fics, not just the dmmd ones.

for koujaku is always kouja-gone.

[byakurangesso]

who's rei?

oh, the love of my life of course

[byakurangesso]

yukiones replied to your post:Hello, my name is Steve, and I am a Journalism...

Don’t worry, Aija!! I am on my way to track this Steve person and ease you from this harassment you have been put through!!! How terrible of this person, to send you such asks! What sort of a person even does this? I am here if you need a listening ear.

uh huh