closed surprise starter for @satanicstfrancis because I love her
Oh, the best strawberry plants are in the trees behind the barn
Good luck, she thought as she clomped through the weeds looking for the bright red berries she wanted real fucking bad. Thara guessed that earth ghoul was probably messing with her, hoping they'd get to watch her make an ass of herself when she thought no one was looking. Which, on most days, there was a serious chance, but today, she came prepared. No high heels, no sequins, and only minimal glitter, she looked. Wearing her sensible, designer sneakers and denim jeans, she looked. And stomped and looked and stomped. Until she just gave up.
The cardinal turned to head back to the church, tummy empty and feeling defeated, but she heard a quiet bleat. Then another. And another, each subsequent bleat growing more and more distressed, so she picked up her pace. She didn't know what she'd do when she found the goat. Tell it that it would be fine? Was she comfortable lying to a goat if she needed to? She'd cross that bridge when she needed to.
"Little goat? Where are you?" She clicked her tongue for it. Did goats respond to that? "Hello? ..Goat?"











