My friend: were you the one who told me that Cas would be the one who would close the gates of heaven?
Me: No. I told you I thought Dean would be the one to do that.
My friend: I could've sworn you told me that Sam would close the gates of hell and be trapped there, Cas close the gates of heaven and be trapped there, and so Dean would be left alone on Earth.
Me: ARE YOU SATAN OMFG











