Zoya Berdize- for review!
((I'm sorry about not having a picture. I haven't redrawn her since I made her, and she's changed quite a bit.))
A young girl with quite oversized clothes sits in her room. She is READING what appears to be a "romance novel." Interesting... But it seems her birthday was a month or so ago, and she has yet to receive a name! What a shame! Maybe we should give her one? >Enter name. A fitting coronation theme begins to play. Let it be known to all humans both living and dead. This girl's name is PISSY BIT--
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...Or not. She doesn't really APPRECIATE what little humour that had, breaking the textblock in half with that book of hers. --DIALOGLOG-- SI: Now listen. SI: "This girl" has heard about how this shit works, and she doesn't have a lot of patience for your bullshit. SI: She thinks that if you think we have time to drag out every little gag and expected pattern along the way, you've got another thing coming. She thinks that you should shove that sobering understanding up your ass and tamp it down hard. SI: So try again. Oh. Oh dear. >Take her suggestion and try again. Fine. Let it be known to all humans living and dead. The girl with the messy blonde hair's name was always ZOYA BERDIZE. As previously mentioned, it's a month or so after her birthday, not that it's even worth mentioning. It is an anniversary, if anything, to lament the faults of her existence, of which there are assuredly plenty. --DIALOGLOG-- ZOYA: Yeah, suck on that. She returns to her reading material. The coronation theme slowly ends. It was getting pretty stupid anyways.
So I was kind of giggling really hard through that whole thing. I like her already, haha!
Zoya here has quite a variety of interests. She has a passion for NOVELS of shape and form. She really doesn't discriminate, unless they're extremely stupid. Some would say that she should really be EMBARRASSED for liking some of these DREADFUL BOOKS, but for some reason she isn't. She likes to draw, but is PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. She's working on it, though. We might as well give her time. When she matures, she aspires to move back to Russia with her brother, ANATOLY. He's about to move out regardless, and she's practically BEGGING him to BRING HER ALONG.
Is there a particular reason she wants to go back to Russia so badly? And 'back'- did she move to...wherever she is now from Russia? Is English her second language, and she's really good at it because of the fact that she reads a lot? Does she have an accent?
She likes to chat with some of her other friends, most of which drive her BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. She has been trying out a new chat client beta called PESTERCHUM5.0 and is NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO THINK. Her chumhandle is saturnineIlluminatus, and she always seems pissed off, all of the time. =.=
And what I left out of that little introduction: Her title is the Seer of Hope, for reasons explained later. Her typing quirk is proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation. If angered at what somebody says, she may change to all caps and deny it or maybe just resort to a keyboard smash. All of her emoticons use the equals sign as the eyes, such as =.= =n= =7= and so on. Most of the time she uses European spellings of words (favourite, centre, etc). Her text colour and eyes are greyish-blue. This girl loves to read. Every shelf in her room is stuffed to the brim with novels of all kinds. Some of them even have to be stored in her brother's room, which she is slowly taking over thanks to the fact that he's moving out. She also takes an interest in the paranormal, though she's a bit embarrassed to say that out loud. Drawing and reading are probably her favourite pastimes. She has a weak spot for a certain guy, but she'd never admit it. She loves almost everything from her home country, Russia, especially the wildlife. There's a lot of things she hates, like annoying people, but there's only two things that will make her explode. The second is cats. Just fuck the little bastards. The first is people that like to get in her business. She's a misanthrope and would prefer if people just left her alone, but they never do. Compared to everyone else her age, she's quite short, most likely able to be legally counted as a midget. Her skin is paler than most, considering she tends to stay indoors rather than risk the possibility of being mugged (she doesn't really like America. She wants to move back to Russia ASAP, but her mother won't ler her). During art class one day, her 'friend' gave her a makeshift haircut, leaving it a choppy, blonde-coloured mess of hair. Her clothes look like they were just thrown on without a second thought, usually extremely oversized. She's a bit of a 8luh 8luh huge 8itch, her temper usually getting the best or her. She'll usually blame her bad mood on a headache, even if she doesn't have one. If she's frustrated or ranting, she tends to get off-track and forget what she's saying. Most of the things she says sound pessimistic to others, though it's usually just sarcasm or just total bullshit. Most of the time she speaks before she thinks, leading to people thinking that she's a bit of an ass. Her strife specibi is Bookkind. Sketchbooks, novels, even her Netbook gets thrown in here. Her fetch modus? Sketch modus. In order to get the item she wants, she has to sketch it as accurately as possible. If she has to erase, it gives her a random item. Her planet is the Land of Art and Illusion. It's like you just walked into a Renaissance-era painting. The consorts are grey wolves. They're normally docile until you approach them, then you're better off getting the fuck out of there. ((Okay, this one I'm sure I need to change.)) Her exile is the Errant Castaway. He was originally from Derse. He has only spoken one sentence to the Black Queen, and it cost him three fingers on his right hand. Almost immediately afterward, he was sent out to the field to fight. He was proved to be useless, being sent away. Usually types in all lowercase, with proper punctuation and grammar. He tries to disguise himself as just another voice in her head, and she usually listens to everything he says unless it's something entirely stupid. She usually replies to him out loud, so it seems as if she's talking to herself. Her sprite is Brotsprite (pronounced like 'brought-sprite', means Brothersprite). Created using the neighbour's cat and her brother Anatoly, although both the prototypes were accidental. She lives in a simple two-story home, much like John's. If you look out the window, all you see are more buildings, something that she hates. Of all places to move, they had to choose one of the rarest places in Georgia: the big city.
Okay so this is the first time I've really seen a fankid and I love her oh my gosh. I don't really have any criticism, to be honest! I mean, you even thought up an exile and her sprite prototypes are making me giggle (she hates cats and how did her brother even get into that omg) and I just...she's great. Really really great. Great job! (In case I didn't get that point across!) -E