#sausage thoughts

[theodoradevlin]

You hear another two Hufflepuffs in the common room mumbling something to themselves.

"The house elf said he's got sausage for me, but it was not really sausage..." said one.

"I took a bite of one and it wasn't sausage at all it," said another one.

(Well you never really know what's in sausage anyway, do you? Theo likes to be sure she knows what type of sausage she is getting usually. But sometimes a surprise is nice, too.)

[whethervane]

Commissions temporarily closed for recalculation! (3/13/2020)

Hello all! I just updated my commission page to show that my commissions are temporarily CLOSED for 2020 so that I can recalculate my prices. Everyone who has an outstanding commission is locked in at the 2019 rates, but any new commissions I take on after I update my prices will be at 2020 rates.

Thank you all for your understanding and patience! Have a great one :>

[nakklepiggy]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[whethervane]

Good morning everyone!! This weekend I moved into a new apartment - so wild!!!!!!

I’m super excited about all the changes coming along with this, but because of all that, I’m gonna be a bit scarce on Tumblr for a bit... what with my computer & scanner station still needing to be set up,,, so consider this a mini hiatus from posting art! If you wanna keep up with me please follow me on Twitter (same @ there!) to hear my stream of consciousness rambling :D

[whethervane]

Wow the new background color sure is.... a change, isn’t it

[whethervane]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Also, a Note about Commissions

Hello and welcome to 2019 everyone!!! I have a good feeling about this year and I hope you all do, too!

As of today (Jan 1st) I am temporarily closing my commissions/not taking on any new commissions for a little while, as I am updating my prices for the new year. I want to build a strong client base for commission work this year and in future years, but I need to make sure my prices reflect the quality of my work - and that I can actually support myself with them, if need be! Therefore I’m currently recalculating my prices, perhaps adding some new commission options, and I’ll be revamping my commission info page once everything’s decided.

I anticipate reopening my commissions within a week or so, so don’t you worry that you can’t get in on it! And thank you for your time <3

[nakklepiggy]

It’s time for me to read the TFwiki synopses of all the recent LL issues so I know wtf is going on

[nakklepiggy]

a few ideas for unfucking some of the Gerudo portion of BOTW’s plot (inspired after reading a bunch of analysis on @lesbianganondorf‘s blog, love ur analysis lesbianganondorf) ((also I literally just brainstormed these thoughts like 5 minutes ago so it’s not super in depth but w/e)):

instead of requiring Link to go undercover in women’s clothes to get into Gerudo Town, the programming makes it that whenever Link approaches the Gerudo Desert or Gerudo Highlands he gets attacked by Yiga Clan members much more frequently. they recognize him as the Hero, and if he’s coming into their home turf then they’ve got more people to throw at him. so no matter what armor Link wears, he’s too recognizable to make it past Kara Kara Bazaar - and that’s not even mentioning the heat. so he’s stuck...

...until he gets help from Vilia, who helps him acquire Gerudo-styled clothes that both protect him from the heat - a long cloak, sturdy but light and breathable clothing, a pair of sand boots, and a headscarf-plus-face mask to protect against sand in the wind - and make him nearly unrecognizable as the Hero by covering his face and concealing his Sheikah Slate.

also: Gerudo Town doesn’t actually ban men from entering, they just have very strict rules about allowing outsiders into the city (non-citizens essentially have to get a letter/symbol from the Gerudo chieftain that denotes permission to enter) and whiny-ass hylian traders got mad about it and it got overblown into “WEH the gerudo are SO MEAN and wont let men inside!!!!!!!!!!!!1!” (this also would allow Link to receive such a letter/symbol of permission and be able to visit town whenever he pleases) also also: Gerudo NPCs are NOT all obsessed with finding men and getting married and also wear actual sensible clothing for living in the desert. like, god fucking damn.