Bro am I the only one SUPER bothered by bimbo!reader in NSFW fics? Why tf would idk Kento Nanami wanna be with someone an ADULT READER who whines and does grabby hand motions when they wanna fuck??? Idk man it gives me the hugest ick.
no, i agree. i freaking LOATHEEEEEE those stories with my whole heart. ts will have like 1k+ and it's just pedo bait fanfic. 😭 if you comment for clarification if the reader is an adult or a child, suddenly you the anti and jealous now!!!
may i ask you for a fluff story with eddie? i feel very lonely and have cried my eyes out, because my exams drain me and i’m fully exhausted, i’m doing my best to not forget eating and staying hydrated. i have crippling anxiety disorder. i’m a girl with disability, so my spine hurts out of the pressure.
can you write some blurb or fluff about eddie taking care of me? <3 like making a cuppa of tea, hugging me, reassuring that he loves me and I will make it. i would be beyond thankful!!
Of course my love! I'm so sorry you're having a hard time right now. Know you are never alone ❤️ Thank you for letting me write this for you and for being patient while I figure out balancing requests and other things!
As soon as you stepped out of the science building and saw Eddie's rickety van illegally parked you felt a weight lift off your shoulders. You'd been going nonstop for the past month. Between work, studying, and exams you barely had time to eat, and you definitely didn't find time to sleep.
Eddie was growing concerned. You fell asleep on the couch last night, your astronomy textbook in your lap long forgotten. From how clean the kitchen was he knew you didn't eat the dinner (spaghetti and hotdogs, a Munson family delicacy) he prepared. Back in high school, it wasn't unusual for you forget to take care of yourself during finals. When Eddie wasn't around, your friends were there to give you the support you needed.
Now that you and Eddie were on your own, you working part time while going to college and Eddie working at the hottest record store in the city, he took caring for you very seriously. He felt he owed it to you. His sacrificing himself to save you and Dustin was the reason you went back to the trailer. You fought a hoard of demobats with a can of Steve's Farrah Fawcett hairspray and a lighter. In exchange one had grabbed you by the shoulders with it's talons, carrying you to the Creel House, before dropping you from the sky when El defeated Vecna.
While Nancy put her first aid skills to use with Eddie, Steve searched for you in the woods of Upside Down Hawkins. He found you barely alive, carrying you to the gate. You and Eddie went through surgery and rehab together. While Eddie's wounds had healed, you were having a harder time. The drop broke your back, it almost killed you. After your initial rehab, your doctor suggested another surgery but you decided against it. You wanted to feel normal again, or as much as you could.
You trudged toward Eddie's van. Black Sabbath blasting from the speakers. Eddie was playing air guitar during the solo, a head of flying curls all over the place. He jumped when he heard the slam of the door. Eddie turned down the volume of the music.
"Jesus Christ! Why didn't you tell me you were here. I could've helped you get in," he says running a hand through his mop.
"Didn't want to disturb," you respond with a tight smile.
"You'd never disturb me, my little star."
His little star. You beamed on the inside. Eddie had been calling you that since you finally declared astronomy, "Astrology?! My girl's going to find zodiac signs and shit. I'm so proud of you, baby!" as a major. You didn't have the heart to correct him.
Eddie put the van in drive and pulled off toward your shared apartment. The breeze from the open window felt nice on your hot skin. It was the first time in what felt like weeks you'd felt air that wasn't from an appliance.
Parking the van in Eddie's usual spot and walking up the stairs was a blur. Eddie carried your backpack while guiding you to the apartment. Once inside you made a beeline for the couch. You let out a breath when the plushy cushion met your back. A housewarming gift from Joyce and Hopper.
Eddie tossed his leather jacket next to you before sitting down on the coffee table in front of you. He took off your shoes and socks. Picking the lint from your socks off your toes he started to massage your feet. "When did you get a foot fetish, Munson?" you asked sleepily.
"The first time I saw your painted toes in sand on that trip to the beach."
Eddie brings your toes to his mouth. You playfully kick at him and he laughs before trying to tickle you. A serious look comes across his face. "I wanted to talk to you."
"Oh, here comes the speech." He doesn't waver. "Oh. You really mean talk."
He nods. "You worry me, sweetheart. I know--" he pauses, "I know it's coming up on the two year anniversary. You don't have to rely on yourself. I can handle whatever you throw at me."
"Eddie--"
"Have you had a meal today? You haven't come to bed in days. I refuse to let you wither away. It's time for a change. Starting now."
"Now?" you question. He offers a hand to you and you take it, you always would. He leads you to the bathroom. A light fragrance takes you by surprise. Is that...lavender?
Eddie turns the lights on and your eyes nearly pop out your head. The bathroom is decorated with candles, the bath full with bubbles. "Eddie! You could've burned the building down leaving these candles up!"
"I know, that's why I called reinforcements. The gang came by to help set this up. The candles aren't even the best part."
He sits on the edge of the tub and turns it on. "We have jets now! You can have a full Swedish massage right at home." he giggles.
"What--How can we afford this?" you ask.
"Hopper knows a guy who works in plumbing. Gave him the family and friends discount. Just had to install it myself, and by myself I mean Wayne and Hopper did. I supplied the lemonade."
Tears pool at your eyes. No one except your family had ever done anything like this for you. "You did this for me?"
"For us, sweetheart. I want to be with you forever, for however long you'll have me." Eddie touches your forehead to yours. His scent was like coming home. Old Spice and Irish Spring.
"I love you Eddie Munson," you say with a sigh.
"I love you too, future Mrs. Munson."
Your feet feel wet. You look toward the tub seeing the water overflowing. "Ed! You didn't turn the water off!"
He rushes to the tub, slipping on the floor mat and falling right on his ass. "Maybe we can start relaxing tomorrow."
nah just Goku, i saw him in booty shorts and immediately thought of a frat!Goku scenario. 😭😭 ion watch DBZ like dat to thirst over anyone else except for maybe Broli..?
yeah no that shit was ass ngl & all the character designs are the same + unsatisfactory closed ends. 😭 disappointed but still somehow surprised. you can tell Hori's heart isnt in it anymore.
Megan’s law really got her TWEAAAAAAKING Sav😭😭😭 48+ hours of indirect @‘s, liking shady tweets, oh it’s been a shitstorm.
Never have I everrrrr seen Nicki like this, especially over one line that very well could’ve been directed at a vast majority of Hollywood (especially seeing that.. you know, most of them are sex off*nders or p*dos). But if the shoe fits? WEAR IT!!😳
LMAOOO Nicki going on coked-out rants, whilst kicking it off with a whole 3.1k essay.... yeah she mad asf. has anyone seen or fed papa bear yet, lol? is her husband even allowed to be near him to do that...?
talm bout, "don't talk about my fucking family" ABOUT A BAR THAT SAYS BE MAD AT A LAW THAT REQUIRES SEX OFFENDERS TO BE ON THE PUBLIC LIST. 😭😭 how she mad at everyone else her family full of abusers AND she chose to marry one of them??? like girl, if it was truly that serious, wouldnt you have distanced yourself from them?? like yes girl, you marrying and having a child by a man who cant go near play ground and parks will ALWAYS be the drag it is! lmao.
it's so crazy that most of us NEVER thought Nicki would turn out like this at all. after 2018 is when she started declining reputation wise and it's clear to see. cuz how when youre claiming your being ostracized & you collab with a rapist, dissing your "haters"? it's so crazy cuz now she's trying to doxx Megan's faithful producers (which are also her close friends)... and claiming they wont clear the beat cuz Megan fucking them?
it's so funny because before she crashed out on Twitter, she was already bugging. n i would see her tweets and be like, "she has to be in psychosis rn". clearly it's both the drugs & mental illness. 😭 people are like, "real rap beef are back" "yall soft" this isnt a rap beef if only one of them is in the booth! Queen of Rape just been running her mouth to her cult on Twitter. and she supposedly has 5 songs loaded for Ms. Megan Thee Stallion? but she isnt an obsessed hater...? okay. and now she hesitating to drop it cuz her big foot, yellow foot, and red foot rhymes & Megan raw aint move no one but the Barbz.
so this raises the point: if Megan apparently fucks everyone just to get her songs out, dont that ALSO apply to you, Nicki?? cuz she has always been surrounded and veryyyyyy comfortable with men in her whole career. 🥴
im waiting till someone uploads it on tiktok or twitter lol. will not be purchasing or streaming it! but im definitely seeing everyone who isnt a stan of hers are not gagging like the Barbz are... 🫣
