#savanaugh

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thanks tumblr now my cat has self esteem issues u heartless bitch

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my boyfriend @angstieteas made Him

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I had a dream last night. I was five years old on Christmas Day. I opened all my new toys, and was delighted. Then I was dream teleported to a factory where I saw my toys being made by thousands of tired, skinny, sad people in uniforms, standing around next to conveyer belts, assembling and packaging my toys. Advertisements that you see on kids TV channels and YouTube unboxing videos played on large screens around the workers, blasting them with noise and corporate greed. I then see some workers drop and robots come and scoop them up and take them away. A man in a suit walks up to me and takes my hand to lead me away from the assembly line of workers. Slaves. He takes me to a huge playhouse with hundreds of children playing with the toys. It is a massive funhouse with bouncy houses, playgrounds, sandboxes, all sorts of stuff. I try to go around telling everyone what I saw in the factory, but no one listened and smashed their toys together in delighted careless play. I try to tell the parents sitting on the benches but they’re on their phones doing things and tell me there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism and I’m a kid and it doesn’t matter, just shut up and play with my toys. I see time flash forwarded and I am again teleported to a huge dead landfill. The sky is grey and mountains of trash spread out for miles. I see it is full of the toys created years ago. The same man in the suit stands next to me again, the same age as before, and he asks me, “What is the true cost of labor?” And then I woke up.

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shoutout to the kid who bullied me on the bus in sixth grade by calling me “Mario” for having a minute amount of peach fuzz on my upper lip. im a dude now so jokes on u bitch

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if u nut to bowsette but don’t think trans women deserve respect then you probably have dick cheese and a pube lookin ass neckbeard

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haven't posted a selfie here in a while. Happy turkey day u turkey sluts ❤❤❤

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R.I.P

A prayer to all American's toilets tomorrow morning. Rest in peace, my porcelain friends, for the droves will come to worship your bowl with their bowels on the morrow.

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i am SCREAMING y’all

im in a ftm trans support group on facebook and someone posted “i am a heterosexual trans man that is finding furries to be fascinating” and the comments are all furries flirting and i can’t help but say

“not usually one to shit on posts but what this have to do wit trans support”

and one of the flirty furries said “ oh sorry I guess you didn't get the memo? This support group doesn't exist for you, it exists for all of us, including trans furries. This post isn't for you, but not every post has to be. “

and i replied “this is the funniest fucking reply ive ever received in my life. thank u god bless trans furries”

all i could picture was this guy as a fursona lecturing me in a sassy aloof “can i speak to your manager” mixed with valli girl accent about a trangender support group existing to expand furry trans men’s dating interests