CLOSED for imara @iridescences / nighttime, rooftop in nyc
the life of a villain (anti-villain?) is not too dissimilar of the life of a hero. now, this may anger quite a few folks working at cerberus, so let him clarify. by that, james doesn’t even mean that cerberus corp is a villainous organization. may that be true ? who’s to say ! certainly not james, who had apparently missed the most eventful part of a rather stressful gala. ( he was out getting pizza with the most beautiful girl in new york. so he considers that a win. ) like the rest of new york city’s humble citizens, he had to read the transcript of the speech by the gala’s host behind a paywall in the new york times.
no what he means is that sometimes, much like a level iii agent, he doesn’t know what the fuck he should be doing. there’s a fine line between being a campy and fun villain vs. being pathetic in a dr. doofenshmirtz way ( only fun in cartoons, where the media isn’t out to cyberbully you ). attempting to steal from a cartier store with its holiday decor still up doesn’t quite feel like sticking it to the system. not that savant is out to send a message or anything. but he’d like to do something interesting, and currently his contacts have been quiet. so he’s on a rooftop, in costume, looking over new york city like he’s daredevil ( if daredevil were real ). he can’t exactly hear shit past the distant traffic far below him. how was he thinking this would go ? he doesn’t exactly have enhanced hearing like daredevil does, now does he ?
well. at least he’s getting fresh air. and he’s alone.
at least he thought he was alone, but someone always has to prove him wrong. he hears the telltale sound of footfalls. he faces towards the sound. “ is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ? ” he asks, though he still doesn’t… fucking see the other person.