how has he been? well, there's the truth which is ... not great but he just gives a quick smile instead. a lie always works. usually. the unfortunately part is that james ... would know if he's deliberately lying to him. one of those little ... side effects that roman had yet to entirely figure out a workaround. ( his workaround has been to avoid them but clearly, he's very bad at that. ) "well enough ... as well as i can be."
if james is at a loss for words — which he sure seems to be — then roman is at a loss of how to get through this. he already has started digging a hole and he isn't sure where he put the shovel. shit. keep it simple, keep it truthful. roman's gaze flicks towards the ... strange mix of items in his arms and aims for the stars with this one. "and y-yourself? you, uh, running some errands at this time of night for a reason?"
it's an innocuous question on roman's end, and so there's no need to get defensive, so james doesn't bristle. " for a... reason ? " okay, so maybe he does bristle at the question, but only a little bit. unofficial 'profession' aside, he does feel a little ... bad for doing his returns so shortly after the holidays and so close to closing time. but he had been looped into a white elephant last minute where he was given a coffee machine he wouldn't use ... and the gift giver had been kind enough to include a gift receipt so ...
" i had a return to make. " he says, showing the other man the box he has half balanced on his stomach. " and.. what about you ? "












