MC: I’m not doing too well.
MC: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Lilly: *makes an appearance *
MC: oh look there it is again
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MC: I’m not doing too well.
MC: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Lilly: *makes an appearance *
MC: oh look there it is again
‼️‼️BROOKLYN NINE NINE COMES BACK TONIGHT‼️‼️
I’m gonna be live-blogging the premiere (and every episode of the season) using
#b99 spoilers
so for anyone not watching along this is your ⚠️ warning ⚠️ i use the tag for the first few days and then I usually forget to tag it
Ps: if you’re not watching live, what are you even doing?
animorphs liveblog post #3 (god)
jake: *describing in excruciating detail exactly what it’s like to be a controller* me [on fire]: this is fine :)
(Jake) I promenaded, which consists of walking like a BIG HONKING GOOBER around in a circle. - Jake
books: amplify marco’s jokes me: *complaining* jake: Marco’s approach to everything is to joke about it. Especially when he’s worried. me: :)))))))
so ur telling me that an entire book’s worth of traumatic events happened and jake is the only one who remembers them :) he’s the only one who remembers fucking up multiple times in a row and putting his friends’ lives in immediate danger as a result :)) he’s the only one who remembers leading everyone straight into a trap :))) he’s the only one who remembers fucking dying :))))) cool :)))))))))))))))))
“Man, this whole thing stinks. It’s a trap. It’s a setup,” Marco said. “But I think the real question is, do female Hork-Bajir get all weird around bugs and snakes?” <I don’t think so. About the trap, I mean,> “Weird around bugs and snakes?” Cassie asked with a raised eyebrow. “Is that how girls are, Marco?” With that, she reached into a low drawer beneath the bottom row of cages. A second later, a snake was lightly tossed through the air in Marco’s direction. “Ahhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Get it off me!” - rest in fuckign pieces marco
<Hi, Ax-man,> I said. <Hello, Tobias. You heard me? I was trying to be silent.> <You’re very quiet. For a big old four-leggged, two-handed, four-eyed, scorpion-tailed alien.> Ax laughed. <One of these nights I may show you.> <Hah. Right. And eagles may fly out of my butt.> <Is that possible?> Ax asked, sounding alarmed. <No. See, that’s why it’s funny.> <I understand,> Ax said, clearly not understanding at all. - what other quality exchanges am i missing out on while the rest of the team is narrating their fucking homework or whatever god tobias and ax are so good and pure, preserve this forever
JAKE MAY BE A LOSER
But he's OUR loser
And he deserves so much better then his current treatment >:^(
Save jake 2k15
Save Jake
Jake is a seven year old Boy, He wants to be both Elvis and Superman. Jake lives with his mother and is in the first grade. Jake loves his grandparents, and his gender-affirming counselor. Jake is also a transgender boy and his father does not support him. Jake’s father is suing for full custody, which experts agree would be detrimental to his health and development. Jake’s court and attourney fee’s are adding up, and the family can’t pay, Please if you can donate and raise awareness. http://www.youcaring.com/other/help-my-daughter-keep-her-transgender-child/144297 Please use the hashtag #Save Jake in your posts and tweets.
Save Jake
Jake is a seven year old Boy, He wants to be both Elvis and Superman. Jake lives with his mother and is in the first grade. Jake is also a transgender boy and his father does not support him. Jake's father is suing for full custody, which experts agree would be detrimental to his health and development. Jake's court and attorney fee's are adding up, and the family can't pay, Please if you can donate and raise awareness. http://www.youcaring.com/other/help-my-daughter-keep-her-transgender-child/144297
Please use the hashtag #Save Jake in your posts, and tweets.
DEAR GOD JOHN
Be useful for once in your time-hopping life and GET JAKE THE HELL OUT OF THERE.