#sawthisandstoleit

[leilei-frauleiei]

Scout: What's your biggest fear?

Medic: Being forgotten.

Scout: Damn. That's deep.

Medic: What's yours?

Scout: The koolaid man...but I feel kind of stupid about it now...

[leilei-frauleiei]

Pauling: I called your references.

Scout: Shit.

Pauling: They said you were great.

Scout: Nice!

Pauling: They also said you'd kick their asses if they said otherwise...

Scout: ....

Pauling: Your resume also says "Hire me or I'll kick your ass.".

Scout: .... Yeah.

Pauling: I called the cops.

Scout: Shit!

Pauling: They said you'd kick their asses if they came.