#sawyerhenrikson

[oliverlatour-blog]

[text] I just saw a man in a speedo and it reminded me of you. ♥

[text] Was his hair as dirty as mine?

[davinasquarters]

[text] So I went to buy alcohol for the third time this week and the cashier said he was pretty sure I had a “problem” glad I realized I’m a shopaholic!

[text]: yeah I don't think that's what he meant Sawyer

[oliverlatour-blog]

[text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because…WOW.

]text]: It was only a banana and two apples.

[text]: I didn’t know you liked fruit so much.

[steelarcher]

[text] Found your shirt in my room. I’m keeping it forever.

[text] I'm like 98% sure I stole a couple of your hoodies so I guess my shirt is fair game.

[steelarcher]

[text] Your mom scares me, I think she can smell my fear.

[text] Yeah, try living with her. 

[steelarcher]

[text] It’s not funny! I wasn’t wearing underwear that day!

[text] Not my fault you chose to free ball on the day we had to run the mile.

[text] By the way, it's fucking hilarious.

[leonhartedjuliet]

[text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour!

[text] ........[text] I-- [text] LISTEN IT'S JACKSON'S FAULT HE'S THE ONE WHO SAID WE'D BE DONE IN LESS THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES I THOUGHT I STILL HAD TIME I'M ON MY WAY I'M SORRY DON'T HEX ME OR MY BOYFRIEND

[leonhartedjuliet]

[text] Pretty sure your drunk uncle just thought I was a stripper he knew. Not sure if I should feel flattered or grossed out.

[text] Flattered. Uncle Mike's a lecher, but he's got great taste.