heterosaxual: you can only play the jazz saxaphone
homosaxual: you can only play the original/orchestral saxaphone
pansaxual: ooh all dem saxaphones. so hot.
asaxual: you cant play the saxaphone. it's not allowed.
transaxual: you feel as though you should be a saxaphone. day and night, heart and mind, you are the saxaphone.
bisaxual: you can play two saxes at the same time
demisaxual: i have to love you, saxaphone, or else we cannot play together
monosaxual: you are my only saxaphone bby










