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pyroglycerinecreampufff (part 1)
pyroglycerinecreampufff (part 2)
Wait we have a Fnac and I can't pre-order it? WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY
I swear if this doesn't work, I'm going to go to bed grumpy!
Tumblr and gifs (or me and Tumblr) don't go along well, it would seem. Ah well, this is the last time I'll try and upload it. It's basically a photo of me, in make-up and costume being really scared, because earlier that day that exact same sleigh was tied to a quad and I was LAUNCHED of it, in the snow, head first. IT WAS AMAZING! (but I felt the need to declare "This is Jackass, and I'm going to die" before doing so) AMAZING WEEKENDWEDNESDAY was amazing!
It's all snowballs and funtimes UNTIL JACK STARTS TO PULL THE SLEIGH!
I'm sorry, I feel like I need to say this. Your Pitch costume. I think my pants exploded. Or something. Not sure how I feel. You are amazing. Hide under my bed?
The first mistake you made was thinking I wasn't already there.
and in your closet
and in the back seat of your car
and behind that display of Campbell's soup cans at the supermarket that you pass every time you go to the frozen food section
so, uh