You've all been waiting this long?
Well I fell asleep and woke up on some crazy golden planet...
Ah, I see... so this is called Prospit... well that's better than not dreaming at all like I usually do... Ah, so this whole thing is like a massive lucid dream... Hahaha, I must be crazy I'm dreaming about this game that I just now started playing... And yet this feels familiar enough to be reality...
Meh, might as well go with the flow. Look out the window? Okay.
Why do those scenes look familiar...?
AND WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NIGHTMARE IS THIS THAT STATIC IS SERIOUSLY FREAKING ME OUT
I WANT TO WAKE UP BUT I CAN'T? WHAT? ASDFASDFASDFASDF...
Okay okay maybe if I keep walking this dream will just end... And why am I typing what I think? That's weird...
Oh look, some white dream person... Glued to the floor. Great. AND THAT SKY SADJFIOAWEJFIKSDFA IT HASN'T STOPPED... But I feel more relaxed about it now... Maybe I've accepted that it's happening like in my other few dreams I ever have...
Meh, might as well wait inside for this guy to finish... Oh! Another message...
Heh, this dream is pretty cool.
...So I'm supposed to start a war.
Okay, so that guy's gone now...
Masks. Okay, like Majora? Haha...