#scandalass

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

hi bike my child is almost 3 and they haven't stopped saying, "Tanka mama!" (thank you, mama) After I do ANYTHING. How do I recover from my heart exploding 192 times in 24 hours?

explode your heart even more by remembering that one day you'll wake up in the morning, hand babby something, and receive a proper "thank you!" with perfect diagraphs. you will instantly die so make sure you fall on something soft.

(the day charlie said 'gummies' instead of 'nummies' i almost had a mental breakdown)

[sparklypunk]

lore: that angelic being you see behind a venue after you down 3 red bull

omg please

Send me what u think my cryptid lore would be

[zeico]

Do your partners support the fact that we will always be married at the same time as you dating them?

We were married long before I even met either of my partners <3

(Both here and as Drana and Olivia) 

[zeico]

I love u and i hope things are going gr8

love you toooo 

miss ya <3

[garbage-bunny]

My Tumblr Crushes:

surelickholmes (27%)

jon-fkn-mox (11%)

thren (6%)

scandalass (4%)

patchworkprogrammer (4%)

doodleswiththoughts (3%)

pigeoness (3%)

treago (3%)

skyhillian (3%)

[sparklypunk]

Tia and my bday is nov 9 and i love u

i love u 2

join my birthday page!

[zeico]

Maybe Zeico, Raev and Ral should listen to Crazy=Genius from the New Panic! At The Disco album~ Maybe the whole Izzet Guild.

OH FUCK YES I LOVE!!!! THIS IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY 

[outoftheclosetstories]

I came out to my mom (bisexual) and she said "Neat, I support you" and went back to watching TV. I came out to my dad saying "I'm Bi, Dad" and he said "what? You're leaving?"That's how my dad responded to me coming out with a dad joke. :^)

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