#scapegoatisms

[yifxnn]

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[yifxnn]

“I’m gonna ride you.”

Yifan had barely even gotten back when something half his size assaults him at the doorway, not that he’s complaining while Luhan’s eager kissing and trained hands work his clothes off. He can also say the very intense blowjob is a very pleasant (and pleasurable) surprise while he merely just takes what the other gives. He doesn’t quite know what took over the other man, but he’s absolutely fine with it while he watches Luhan’s head feverishly bob between his legs, the lewd, filthy sounds of wet slurps and sloppy sucking filling the air between them while the hot suction of the other’s mouth continues to stimulate his heavy girth to full hardness, Yifan not even bothering to resist giving more, shoving the older man’s head down with firm yanks of his hair while Yifan occasionally bucks into him, fucking his throat just like he does his ass. 

The hoarse voice that speaks to him only aids to Yifan’s satisfaction when he hears the croak, looking at the drool pooling on the sides of the other man’s mouth that is pinker than usual from the activity; Luhan looks absolutely wrecked and Yifan hasn’t even been inside of him yet. 

“Shameless.” He tuts, helping the other off of the bedroom floor and into his lap, immediately latching his flat lips to the taunting collarbones that come level to his face as his large hands glide down Luhan’s sides, squeezing the soft flesh of the other man’s ass before delivering a sharp spank. 

[theqameison]

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[ OUT OF CHARACTER ]

First off props to you for making an entire multi-muse blog with all the muses related to crime and forensics. Srsly… there’s so many of them that interest me– I don’t know where to start!!

I could probably do an evaluation for each and every single one of them, but since I have a bunch of these to do already I’ll just narrow it down to the top three for now? Okay, here I go:

Kim Junmyeon: I’m a sucker for detective muses (obviously). The possibilities are endless as to how they could have met or run into each other, how they could benefit from one another, what advantages/disadvantages they have between them, etc. 

Park Chanyeol: Despite being tech savvy himself, he’s still not a skilled computer analyst. Every good detective needs a hacker in their lives. Need I say more? If he’s available for hire woobin would probably consult him on occasion for his own cases.

Park Eunhee: For some reason Eunhee reminds me of Molly Hooper from Sherlock (which my muse is heavily based on). It would be nice to have someone similar to that in Woobin’s life– to help assist with any forensics when it comes to his work.

It doesn’t have to be limited to just these muses. These were just the one that struck out to me first. If you have any ideas or suggestions or if you want to browse through my wishlist tag, please feel free to shoot me a message or tumblr IM and we could discuss it further!

[jironeiroi-blog]

✋ - Slip their hands down someplace they shouldn’t on my muse in a crowded subway train [ xiumin to jiu ]

It was rare for Jiu to actually go out with someone on a date. This was one of those moments along with Xiumin. He really didn’t imagine that the younger one would agree to go on a date with him when he asked. He really don’t ask people on dates. But it was different for Xiumin, he didn’t want to know what’s up with him wanting to date this guy that’s why he didn’t think at all when he asked. 

It was already 6 PM when they called it a day and Jiu asked Xiumin if he would like to go over to his place. The younger agreed and now on their way to his abode. The subway was very tight-packed due to the amount of people going home. 

They were both squeezed to each other and the people in front of them were not helping at all.

All of a sudden, a feeling of unusual warmth cradled his crotch. He looked down to only see a hand creating a friction with his bulge. The action made him gulp and the awkward feeling that he was with Xiumin at that time made his face go all red. He looked around to see where the hand came from and to his shock, it was actually Xiumin who was giving him the pleasure. A grin surfaced on his face as he saw the other grinning back at him. “Looks like you’re not going home tonight.” 

[yifxnn]

I want the K

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number (NSFW version)

15: Shower Kiss

It’s a slow, lazy Sunday afternoon when he finally hoists himself from bed, opting to shower off the result of last night’s several bouts of...wrestling. “You’re like a puppy.” Yifan comments when something slinks into the shower behind him minutes after he had, the taller stepping forward and turning to bring the latter into the spray with an arm around his waist. “That’s cute.” He adds, biting on the other’s lower lip before slotting his mouth with his. 

[yifxnn]

27B

Smut Starters | M/M | NSFW

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It’s been a long day at work, a topic he speaks of to very few, his daily conquest no exception when he finally arrives well past evening, tired bones almost immediately jumped when he walks in.

However, he can’t complain when he’s reminded of how nimble Luhan’s hips are when they grind against his, Yifan supposing the hallway is one of the last few places they hadn’t desecrated just yet as he rests his hands on slim hips, meeting the other’s lips in yet another deep, wet kiss.

[yifxnn]

“I need you now.”

Kink Ask Meme

It was well past midnight when Yifan woke up alone, finding that the side of the bed Luhan usually curled up on is empty. It leads to him shuffling through his house, intending to use the bathroom but unconsciously finding himself skulking to the kitchen for beer, already halfway done with the bottle when he’s striding through the dark living room lit only by the faux fire crackling in the fire place and the Christmas trees his nieces had begged him to get so they could decorate, unintentionally making eye contact with a guilty looking Luhan caught redhanded on the floor in a mess of wrapping paper and bows. 

Yifan, not quite caring what was going on, had continued walking back to bed but was only reeled back into the living room, a mistletoe attempting to be dangled over him but Luhan’s reach isn’t very high even when with his arm being held up, hitting Yifan in the face but the dumb gist is understood and it leads to them on the floor, sharing long, sensual kisses with lazy tongue and wandering hands that latch onto clothing until skin is bared. It’s a change of pace, this slow, sensual tempo, so unnatural to their usual hard, borderline rough fuck sessions they had several times a day. It’s different, but he doesn’t find himself minding it.

The tepid dampness of sweat already slicks their skin from the heat of the artificial fire an arm’s reach away from them, Yifan’s tongue gliding up along the length of Luhan’s neck, tasting the sweet tang of his sweat while three thick fingers leisurely stroke his insides, the younger’s free hand hoisting the other’s leg slung over his back higher, clenching his fingers into Luhan’s thigh for leverage. He removes his fingers in a long, tortuously slow drag, opting to wrap them around his thick girth, guiding himself to the latter’s deliciously tempting opening. “You already look like you’re going to come.” He teases, leaking, bulbous tip pressing against Luhan’s pucker.

[yifxnn]

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