#scaresmichael

[cupcakeandlou]

scaresmichael replied to your post: “I HAVE A MESSAGE I DON’T WANNA CLICK ON IT CAUSE OF THAT POST IF YOU...”:

I DID! SORRY! I SAW THE POST RIGHT AFTER I SENT THE MESSAGE.

THATS OK I THINK I'LL CLICK ON IT IF IT WAS YOU HERE GOES NOTHING

[cellyboys]

cheetahs!!!

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[fookinglarents]

happy birthday!!! :)

thanks babe :) xx

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[harrynochill]

scaresmichael replied to your post: tELL US THE STORY

who the fuck eats jelly with ice cream

fucking irishmen goddammit

[harrynochill]

scaresmichael replied to your post “scaresmichael replied to your post “scaresmichael replied to your post...”

but you were clever enough to break the door. now he knows how strong you are. the stronger a woman, the more babies she can have. i'm surprised he didn't ask what your dowry is tbh.

we're going straight to the evolutionary attraction sciences fuck yeah i'm ready i had my red lipstick on tonight and everyone in a five mile radius can see my child bearing hips

come to me boys

[harrynochill]

scaresmichael replied to your post “scaresmichael replied to your post “MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I BROKE THE...”

you are my hero.

fuck man i just want boys to flock to me and obviously the best way to do that is to prove to them that you're better at their job than they are duH

[harrynochill]

scaresmichael replied to your post “MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I BROKE THE DOOR TO TARGET”

details now

okay so basically

first of all i'm dressed so fucking cute today in my tight little dress that shows off my assets if u catch what i'm throwin at ya

but at like 9:45 ish they made me go outside (the security guard was like "they're making you go outside? that's fucked up" i had heart eyes) to help this guy (who's very nice btw i wanna be his friend i think he's like my squish) collect shopping carts and he goes "if they get too heavy just let me know i'll get them" and i'm like fuck no i'm strong as shit i totally got this

so i had a few carts all hooked together and he was grabbing a few more and like the macho fucking jock i have to be i'm like "oh just hook those on the end of mine i totally got it" and i pushed them up to the automatic doors but they started to close and my line was too long to stop it in time so the carts hit the fucking door and knocked it off of it's track

and the v cute security guard was there and he was like "oh fuck" and i was like "oh my god i didn't just break the door oh my god oh my god did i break the door oh jesus" so he started hitting the door to try and get it back into place and it wasn't closing anymore and jesus christ i had to leave and i was like "so i'm sorry about the... door" and he goes "it's alright it was fucked up anyways" and i honestly don't know if they were able to close it or not

moral of the story though i was in fact strong enough to push all the fucking carts

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