i have no idea what the star thing is but it seems to spawn interesting results sooo here: ★
It's just if you give me a star then I post a fact about myself. I've been doing stories cause why not?
Fifth one! I still don't have any more stories though... Wait. Oh god. Okay so now that I've thought of it there's no going back.
When I was young, I was seriously desperate for a boyfriend. I was going through puberty and stuff and it was just like, ugh. Puberty. So anyway, I've always had stuffed animals. Like a shit ton of them. And like a little girl wanting a boyfriend... Oh god I can't even say it... Fuuuuuccccck! But I practiced kissing on them when I got bored and shit, and then one day my brother walks in on me doing this. I panicked and told him that I was practicing CPR to make sure that the bear was still alive.
This is so fucking stupid dear god why did I write ANY OF THIS













