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[pennedtm-a]

-kicks down the door- MEGAMIND/ROXANNE FLUFF.

MEGAMIND? DRAWING A PICTURE FOR ROXANNE? MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

[evillainous-blog]

@scarltdamsel

            The wind batted at his cape, causing it to flutter and billow dramatically out across the rooftop -- perfect weather for an evil plot, if he did say so himself. But not for long, he thought with a twisted sort of relish as he spun around to face his customary captive, snapping his cape wide in a showy fashion.

            ❝  -- Behold the end of Metrocity, Miss Ritchi! Impressive, isn't it?  ❞

He boasted without a shred of shame or inhibition, gesturing widely with his long, gloved limbs toward the massive hulking machination poised on the other end of the rooftop, all jagged edges and spray-painted shark fins and intimidation.

            ❝ -- I call it the DOOM-YOU-LO NIMBUS! ( get it? ) This latest invention of mine will hearken down all manner of Earth's most fearsome forces from the skies -- Lightening! Hurricanes! Tornadoes! Soon the city will be leveled by the wrathful hand of nature, and even your precious Metro Man won't be able to ...weather the conditions. ❞

            An evil chuckle bubbled up from his chest as he steepled his fingers, clearly much too proud of that base and terrible pun that had slipped his pale blue lips.

[all-that-super-genius]

🎭

Drawing meme: 🎭- in cosplay/Halloween costume/disguise

      “Surprise, reporter-maiden! I vant to suck your bl-eeuuARRGH.”

[firstofsakaar]

BTW I got a fashion Props to @ragetrusted who found it for me

[invaderofdoom]

"An EARTH kid? You-- you're kidding me, right?" Of course Roxanne, of all humans, would see through a disguise. She was sharp-- cunning-- and willing to see the angles others weren't. The kid with the GREEN complexion stood out like a sore thumb. Especially considering her paramour was BLUE as the sky above. Roxanne crouched down, tucking her skirt underneath her. "And what do you like to do for FUN, earth kid?"

          “…Yes- I mean, eh- NO, I assure you I am not kidding. I am ABSOLUTELY 100% human.” He was visibly nervous, not quite meeting the woman’s eyes as he spoke. He fidgeted with his hands a bit before continuing on. “Oh, you know us urth kids… Not kidding about being human and LOVING to, eh…” FUCK what did human kids like to do? “…do good in skool and wear shoes…”

[movedto-memorytides]

"Hey hey-- relax, kid. I'll help you find your parents. My name's Roxanne-- what's yours?" She crouched down with a smile to help the young man, trying her best to speak in a soothing voice. Helping a kid out while an all-out brawl was happening was pretty odd-- especially considering it was HER partner who was defending the citizens of this small town. Megamind could handle the masked villain-- SHE would help get people to safety.

Miguel ran as fast as he can through the streets of Santa Cecilia, the familiar route to his home. “Mama!! Papa!!!” People bumped into each other trying to get away from the threat of the masked stranger. This has never happened in the small city, sure Miguel’s heard of villains through the small radio that he has hidden in his secret sanctuary. But instead of trying to run from the danger, he was more worried about finding his family. “Abuelita! Papa Franco!!”

Face first he ran into a woman, who seemed way too calm, compared to the scattering citizens. He can just hear his abuelita lecture him about his manners, and he spoke up, “L-Lo siento… I-I’m looking for my family. Hurry, we have to get away!” Miguel found a spot to hide and took the mano de señora, before running to the spot and he just has to hope his family got away from the fight happening. @scarltdamsel

[holdonescards]

Darkside in B4, if ya like.

EXPRESSION MEME || Selectively Accepting || @scarltdamsel

Someone...needs to run.

[ifhollicould-archived]

"There you are babe." She'd spotted the woman clear across the bar being harassed by a patron. Without skipping a beat she slipped an arm around Holli's waist, cuddling up close as she set down her drink. "You would not BELIEVE the line at the bar-- but I got you your favorite." Slowly she turned her gaze toward the disgruntled male. "I already got our drinks-- you don't have to take our order." Why yes-- she was talking down to that jerk. Because why not treat a creep like garbage?

     Downing her own drink, Holli had not even truly been paying any proper attention to the man that was trying so hard to get into her good graces. His voice was nothing but white noise in the background. In fact, Holli didn’t even really see him as a threat. More like a minor annoyance -- like a mosquito that would not quit buzzing in her ear. 

     The blonde had planned on taking a step back and leaving the schmuck to himself but before she could even make a move, a lithe arm is wrapped around her waist. Her eyes blow wide open and she whips her head to face the woman who has now invaded her space. Within moments, understanding is soon upon her. She sets down her now empty glass and leans her hip to the other woman’s.

               ❛  Awww. Thanks, sweetface. I was just done with this one, too. ❜  To really sell it, the blonde presses her lips to Roxanne’s cheek, leaving a pink lipstick mark in its place once she pulls away. The fella who had been so keen on Holli before ambles away, defeated, muttering some choice words under his breath along the way. 

        As soon as the pair are left alone, Holli turns to the other, amusement clear on her face. 

              ❛  – That better be a whiskey. I don’t put on shows like that for free, after all. ❜