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✿ - Sex headcanon
He’s very sad and ashamed of the fact he can’t ever be top in sex. Its almost physically impossible for him to have sex to begin with, but if he does manage somehow, he always has to be bottom due to his weight and due to the fact he wouldn’t be able to hold himself properly on his hands and knees for very long. He gets exhausted terribly fast.
■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
His living space is not the Kremlin like everyone assumes it to be. His personal house is actually in Veliky Novogorod. The city, in Khodorkovsky’s opinion is one of the most beautiful ones in the entire country and of course, one of the most historical cities in Russia too. He doesn’t go to his personal house very often but its a very beautiful one. It has six floors and looks like something you’d usually see in fairy tales. Its simply just that beautiful. He had it built there in 2005, a year after his presidency.