#scarydaemon

[netheroftricks]

*clears throat* *adjusts tie* *takes deep breath* *dramatic pause* U a bitch. My dick is bigger than yours. *mic drop*

Oh. OH.

[Picks up mic] [Fixes shades] [Clears throat]

Don’t b hatin’ just because I can take the dick better than you—Wait what?

[firstkxng-blog]

scarydaemon replied to your post “((Whispers who’d like a soulmate!AU with Geoff or Jack))”

that sounds amaze tbh (either one)

((Did you have any preference for what kind of soulmate!au you wanted?? owo))

[monstersofmisery]

scarydaemon

Take Me (uh yes hello uwu)

        ❝Why don’t you come sit in Daddy’s lap?❞

[omnichronxlhxywood-blog]

✉

Michael,

                 My ears are still ringing. Still rinigng.

                 You're really loud and I really like it.

                 Call me if you're up for sloppy seconds, dear.

Love, Haywood.

                 P.S.- You almost gave me a heart attack when Daddy left your mouth.

                             Just wanted to inform you.

[bleepbloopbee]

copy and paste; ✚

"A plus.... Plus for what? Are you pregnant?!"

[slowmotion-soldier]

I want the K :D

 16. Upside Down Kiss

 ~{♞}~                    Even though he was no longer in the military, he still exercised out of habit. And he had gotten quite far, too. He could do those upside down sit-ups on the metal bar, now. When Michael came into the room, Dan relaxed and let himself hang upside down from the bar. “Hey, come here.” He smirked and reached out, pulling the other into a gentle kiss.

[slowmotion-soldier]

trigger happy (take that mother fucker ;D)

 Out of the Battlefield: AHAHAHAHHA! WOW, I GOT YOUR LAST ASK BEFORE I GOT THIS ONE! XDD

 —-

 ~{♞}~                    He was surprised. But at the same time, he wasn’t. A Monster and a Hunter? Really? Did he honestly think it was possible? Friends? Lovers?

> So when he found himself staring down the barrel, his expression was unchanging. Blank. Without emotion. In a way, he wished he had been smart enough to pull the gun first…yet he thought they could have been friends?

 And he cursed himself for this.

 ~{♞}~                    ”Of all the people…I expected it from you the least,” He paused, then added quietly, “but I expected it, none the less.”

[firstkxng-blog]

scarydaemon replied to your post “.”

yOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!! ❤️❤️

((Gosh thank you!))