#scheherazadenfreude

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Was recently asked to move from my reserved seat by an extremely rude woman. Eventually, after much shouting, she agreed to show her ticket to a nearby passenger. Imagine my joy as she was told that she had got on completely the wrong train. https://t.co/S3kFJO8k1n

— Findlay Stark (@FindlayStark) November 12, 2018

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cishet white men: I love comedy, especially when it makes people uncomfortable! *Hannah Gadsby writes Nanette* cishet white men: no not like that.

— Girls Own The Void 🌹🍞🌹 (@AMidnightVoyage)

July 9, 2018

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"My favorite part is that no one told him." https://t.co/oXbOlRWhRf #MoronPresident

— Democratic Coalition (@TheDemCoalition)

October 5, 2018

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"The president just doesn’t know who to call to fire him. Normally if he wanted to fire somebody, he would call Kelly to do it. But there’s nobody else to call. When the president says, I need you to leave, Kelly just ignores him.”#ThursdayThoughts https://t.co/b7mR9u09Pj

— Holly Fιɢυeroα O'Reιlly (@AynRandPaulRyan) October 11, 2018

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Is it a boy or a girl? No. It is a fire. Congratulations.https://t.co/Cn8DaERDKT

— 👻SCAREdith BOOsso💀, Author of Birthday (2019) (@Mer_Squared)

September 30, 2018

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If there’s one thing raising chickens has taught me it is that if the males are violent because they’re not getting enough sex, the solution is not “enforced monogamy,” it is to kill them and eat them.

— laura lemay (@lemay)

May 19, 2018

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My children will sit and wait and learn that life is full of disappointments.

— Wombat, CAGCast Co-host (@NewWombat)

December 7, 2017

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If you're tired, don't decide to make poptarts in the toaster oven.

— mg4h (@mg4h)

November 16, 2018

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