#schermandnd

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don’t reblog because this is a total copy of this adorable dragon age comic but i love myself too much not to rip it off with my druid masarn and her bard wife rosemary. the dude in the middle is rosemary’s close friend and bard teacher/masarn’s brother-in-law.

elf lesbians.

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WE’RE GONNA HAVE A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rosemary, to masarn: ah! there you are.

rosemary's bard mentor dude i forget his name: you're friends with a bird?

rosemary: i'm married to this damn bird.

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and that’s the end of the campaign :’) everything turned out a-okay!

i’m really gonna miss masarn and rosemary............ i love those two a lot. elf wives. at least i know they live happily ever after in the domesticity they were robbed of so many years ago... and i can continue to think up ridiculous headcanons about their pre-canon courtship and in-canon reunions and perils and post-canon peace. which is what’s REALLY important.

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god i have possibly my last session of dnd with masarn tonight... and at the end of last session my character’s wife got brainwashed by the big bad and she’s already SUPER powerful and now we have to fight her and i just... im SO terrified she’s gonna die... masarn just got rosemary back and this time she might really die in front of her and god that just. cannot happen

i’m obviously still gonna fight with the rest of the team because i’m not a shithead, but masarn isn’t gonna try and attack rosemary. she’s gonna throw herself at the big bad because maybe if he dies, rosemary will be free, and she can’t, she can’t, she can’t. masarn absolutely can’t attack rosemary, it’s a no go, she won’t do it. also i won’t do it. it would break my heart and also masarn’s.

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MODIFY MEMORY IS GONE. I RECOGNIZE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!

MASARN STARTS TO CRY AND GATHERS ROSEMARY INTO HER ARMS

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next session is my last with masarn and i’m not ready!!!!! i love her and rosemary and i’m gonna miss them so much :’(

if rosemary dies i will quit my job i swear to god. if masarn and rosemary don’t get their happy endings i SWEAR to GOD! my dm brought her back to life for me now she better FOLLOW THROUGH!

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THE EVIL PRINCE JUST CAST METEOR SWARM................... i only took half damage thank GOD, so i got hit with 67 damage, and the wild shape took 60, and i was the only one left standing with 15 hp

and rosemary got un-possessed when she fell unconscious, and she turned and looked at masarn and said “im sorry” and there was A Tear Falling Down Her Cheek,

and masarn didn’t recognize her. but she still saw this woman’s eyes go normal and gave her a healing potion with the rest of the party

AND NOW ROSEMARY JUST CAST PLANAR ALLY AND PELOR IS HERE TO KICK!!! ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I’M SO PROUD OF HER BUT MASARN JUST. DOESN’T FEEL ANYTHING THAT SHE SHOULD BE FEELING, BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO ROSEMARY IS