Inferrable husbands headcannons?
Some ineffable headcanons while I'm stuck in a car still:
I adore both the hc's of Crowley being Raphael before he fell and of Aziraphale being the patron saint of the lgbt
Zira is the boyfriend that tells Crowley he isn't hungry and then steals from his plate, so Crowley knows to order something his angel will enjoy in such a situation
Crowley sleeps in the nude
A very large amount of the excessive miracles Azi got reprimanded for were him reheating cold coco
Aziraphale has.... Several suits that he cycles normally, he is never wearing less than three layers
Crowley is a fan of skirts and dresses!!
Crowley may or may not have totally chilled with Freddie Mercury and his ramblings about Aziraphale may or may not have inspired "Good Old Fashioned Lover boy"
Aziraphale likes to goad his handsome devil into slow dancing with him
