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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: Patrick Brewer, David Rose (Schitt's Creek), Rachel (Schitt's Creek), Theodore "Ted" Mullens, Ray Butani, Mutt Schitt Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Art thief, Assassins & Hitmen, wine and whiskey, Knife and Dagger, Blood and Injury, Fluff and Humor, Banter, Mild Sexual Content, Flirting, Dark Character, Mystery, Communication, Vulnerability, art heist, Original Character(s), Minor Violence, Killing and deaths, Auction, Shakespearean Comedy, Shakespeare Quotations, Theatre, Sexuality and Identity, First Date well sort of Summary:
David was a reckless art thief who stumbled onto a dead body and mysterious object in a back alley one night. Unexpectedly, he stumbled into something much more unnerving.
“Is this your idea of foreplay?” Patrick’s lips twitched. “We can skip it if it’s not to your liking.” ”I don’t know.” He said, just to see what would happen. There was no anger or violence on Patrick’s face. He spoke softly. “Kiss me, then.” Somehow that made him shivered. “Is that a command?”
