Nov 9, 2014
Things About DAO That Still Mystify Me: #3585
There's an ogre at the top of the Tower of Ishal. How did that happen? Did the darkspawn butter it up and wedge it through every doorway? Did they airlift it in???
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Things About DAO That Still Mystify Me: #3585
There's an ogre at the top of the Tower of Ishal. How did that happen? Did the darkspawn butter it up and wedge it through every doorway? Did they airlift it in???
End of Act II
Hawke: Yeah, okay, your group against mine. Let's go.
Fenris: You know, you two could fight one-on-one instead.
Arishok: Yes, that sounds much better. Let's do that!
Hawke: Why would you suggest that, Fenris? Do you hate me? Why do you hate me, Fenris?? Is it because I gave you Merlin underwear??
Carver: You're very different from other elves.
Fenris: Oh? You know them all?
Carver: No. I just... you look different. There's no denying that.
Fenris: It is what I am. And unlike the problems you claim to have, I really did have no choice.
Carver: Do we know anyone who isn't brooding every hour of the day?
Fenris: Like attracts like, it seems.
Hawke & Varric: Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!
Fenris & Hawke & Varric: *three-way high five*
Carver: ...I hope a dragon shits on your heads.
Poor Lilley, the Coterie just leaves her body lying there for the whole act...
Says a lot to me that Teagan comes to collect Drunken!Alistair, and not Eamon.
Things About DA2 That Still Mystify Me: #19576
Bodahn: Your mother was likely kidnapped by a serial killer? Well, you better wait until dark before you go looking for her!
My rogue and warrior Hawkes die a lot.
Because I think 99% of the armor designs are bumgly and I refuse to put bumgly armor on my Hawkes.
And the 1% I do like are the really rare armors that are only in stores after you swing a turnip around your head eight times while dancing in neon pink gogo boots under the full moon.
Things About DA2 That Still Mystify Me: #472
Elves not wearing shoes.
Dalish clans living in warm/tropical climates not wearing shoes? Yes. That, I could see.
Dalish clans living in Ferelden? The Free Marches? No. Calluses don't protect against frostbite.
And I don't understand city elves living in any climate not wearing shoes. The majority of city elves live in alienages... where sewage flows through the streets. Why would any elf want to walk barefoot through shemlen shit??