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Oh my gOD

I KNOW I CAN'T LOOK AT HIM EITHER

accents u all the way to the bank

If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!

9/10!

jill's watching me make kugel. it's a spiritual experience for both of us.

jill: i'm sick

jill: i'm dying

jill: this is the end

jill: [coughs]

puppy: when you die, can i have your dog

jill: [puts beanie on] do i look like a boy?

puppy: you always look like a boy

jill: you mean like a pretty boy?

puppy: no

jill: [pouts, starts crying]

because obviously if i was at a really classy party i would dress my work uniform up with a feather boa obviously

puppy: i feel like i live in my fucking work uniform

puppy: it's molding itself to my body

puppy: i'll never be able to take it off

jill: I just imagined you at different events in a work uniform

jill: Graduation. Your wedding. A funeral. A really classy party.

jill: And everyone is just like gdi

puppy: you're cruel to me

this just in: i'm a horrible boyfriend tbh

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