I'm not sure if I made the best decision of my life or ruined my future happiness
I have two finals tomorrow and the stress has been getting to me. I feel kind of light-headed and I'm not sure if it is from looking at my notes for too long or lack of water. In this muddled state I had a brilliant idea, to fly to England and meet (make love to) Alex Turner. After this thought I decided to contact my loved ones and tell them where I was headed. Since the only one that truly understands me is my sister I texted her the following:
"I've decided, I'm leaving tonight to England to make love to Alex Turner. I'll try and keep in touch. Love you (but not as much as Alex, sorry, I hope you understand). -Emma
I closed my phone and decided to get some tea just to gather myself before I packed. Then I realized how ridiculous I sounded and began studying again.