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Red Marge
Oh my, this is exciting! The Red Marge has wandered right into my own backyard!
As far as I can tell, this specimen appears to be approaching me in a calm and curious manner but I will still keep my distance just in case.
I will now attempt to greet it to show that I mean it no harm and I respect it.
ahem...
Red Marge.
Are you aware of the compelling research that suggests that the colour blogs are alternative timeline bleeding into ours through cartoon characters?
Think about it.
They swarm like locusts towards anything they can find and seem to grow reproduce faster than any know Tumblr blog we have recorded.
They’re a leak.
Or maybe
An infection
Interesting... I won't pretend that the thought of converging timelines hasn't crossed our minds but such things are difficult to prove with complete certainty so a lot more research would need to be conducted before I would feel comfortable making any statements on the origins of colorblogs, much less the existence of multiple timelines bleeding into each other. There is definitely much to think about.
The speed of their reproduction is is so incredibly impressive - I have never seen anything like this happen so organically before. I have seen a few people speculate that colorblogs are something akin to a computer virus or a bot which I can assure you is completely incorrect. As one of the leading researchers on colorblogs, I can say with full certainty that colorblogs are entirely organic in nature. They are alive.
They communicate with each other and spread in a way that indicates that they are both intelligent and are able to move and communicate through some sort of web-like social structure. Their spread is so rapid and vast that I spend more time cataloguing newly spawned color blogs than actually researching them.
I do not speak on behalf of the CMYK association when I say this, but my personal theory is that they function less like something self-replicating like a virus and more like a widespread intelligent mycelial network (or perhaps even a mycorrhizal network, but I don't want to get ahead of myself).
Hello,
Out of curiosity, what exactly makes "evil" a separate coloration from something like Black or Red, from a biological standpoint?
Sincerely, John "Concerned Onlooker" Jimbles
Excellent question!
"Evil" was added as a category of colorblogs after we began observing several colorblogs pop up with what we have been referring to as the "evil" mutation. This name, however, does not seem to imply anything about the morality or behavior of these blogs as they do not appear to be any more aggressive or dangerous than, say, a purple colorblog.
Although they share a lot of things in common with most other colorblogs, evil colorblogs are still quite interesting as they appear to have a quite high rate of referential relationships to other colorblogs while simultaneously being a complete contradiction to their source parent. You can think of them like mirror images: the equal but opposite.
The first documented evil colorblog was @evil-retep which highlights this phenomena quite well. It spawned as both a reproduction and a complete inverse of @redmarge. Marge (the mother-figure of The Simpsons) versus Peter (the father-figure of Family Guy). Red (the color famously known as having more positive connotations than negative) versus evil (entirely negative). The relationship between their source materials also says a lot about the relationship between these blogs as one would not exist without the other.
There is also the fact that "Peter" in @evil-retep's name is inverted which makes me question if there is another layer to this. Is Marge Simpson the inverse of Peter Griffin? If so, is Retep, the inverse of Peter, potentially another version of Marge? Does this mean that @evilredmarge is connected to Peter? Much to think about...
We have currently only documented five instances of "evil" colorblogs, however we did recently discover a "morally ambiguous" colorblog so we might have to change some of our terminology.
Apologies if any of this is worded a bit vaguely. Much of our research is still ongoing and our data on evil colorblogs is a bit limited due to our small sample size.
Blurple Wurmple
@blurple-wurmple
Ooh exciting!I don't seem to have documented you yet.
I hope me classifying you as a purple colorblog doesn't cause too much drama amongst my colleagues. We don't want a repeat of the "is peach orange or pink" incident... The intern's burns have been healing up well, though.
Come a little closer so I can properly microchip and study you...
evil retep
You fascinate me to no end...
Cerulean Battle Lover Cerulean
Hello! It's always nice to see another one of these guys come right up and visit, even if some of them are a bit shy. You're already in our database but I don't believe you have been properly microchipped yet. No need to worry! We'll get it all sorted out.
i am so sorry but i keep seeing your pfp as papa smurf from a distance
Hm. Interesting. I would like to direct you to one of our minimally invasive research facilities to follow up on your fixation on this colorful cartoon character. No need to be nervous, we would just like to ask you a couple simple questions.
why is there a tally hall mutation could you tell me this
Hmmm yes some of these recent mutations have been very strange... a Tally Hall colorblog goes against a lot of our earlier theories on their biology. In all honesty, I am excited to have been proven wrong because this implies that their genetic diversity is far more vast than we initially assumed. It could also be a case of convergent evolution so I won't make any definitive statements on this subject until my team and I have had a chance to do some more intensive research on it.
