so somehow theo and I have managed to make it three years living together without seeing each other naked, despite us both not even really trying that hard to avoid it by now
thus when I walked in on theo this morning brushing her teeth in the nude with the bathroom door wide open, because she thought I’d already left for work, instead of apologising like a normal person I started cackling with wild laughter and pointing at her whilst shouting ‘I WIN!’
now she owes me a nudity winner drink








