forget it jake it's tumblrtown

Tree (she/her), mid 30s | wanttobeatree@AO3 | complicated love/hate relationship with tumblr since '10 | 9-1-1, Stranger Things, Pacific Rim, Hannibal, The Witcher, Good Omens, MCU, LOTR/The Hobbit, Star Trek, Star Wars & stuff

[frightfullytreeish]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[dakilangdiwata]

My coven is Claudia.

Referencing Gustav Klimt’s The Kiss

Print here!

[iphisesque]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic

my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

[frightfullytreeish]

one day 9-1-1 really needs to pull out the cheesy music big guns and play enrique iglesias' hero during a dramatic near death scene, for the drama AND the jlh easter egg

(the music video was So Important to me as a Not Yet Twigged She's Bi preteen, and I only recently realised jlh was one half of that Importance)

[gngerale]

Hudson Williams visiting (and promoting) a friend's home decor store.

[capybaralovers]

[beardedmrbean]

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[darkwood-hollows]

Mass market paperbacks and trade paperbacks each have a distinct smell. In this essay I will…

[mymycorrhizae]

Eddie surprising Buck with Chris.

[andremichaux]

THE PITT | 2.06, “12:00 P.M.”

Bonus:

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[the-haiku-bot]

a lick of yoghurt

for the smallest and youngest

animal on earth

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[heatedrivalrysource]

Alliance Home Entertainment has secured the exclusive North American physical & U.S. EST rights to the breakout Crave Original series HEATED RIVALRY — Season 1, in partnership with Sphere Abacus.

Based on Rachel Reid's bestselling Game Changers novels, the series arrives on: 📲 Digital (EST) — June 2026 (U.S.) 💿 DVD & Blu-ray — Q4 2026 (North America)

We're crafting premium, collector-worthy editions with elevated packaging, curated bonus content, and exclusive materials made for the fans who made this a phenomenon. Stay tuned. 🧡

[frightfullytreeish]

saw a celebrity in the wild today 😊

[perlaret]

remember when eddie literally asked buck why he was skulking around his back door

[frightfullytreeish]

there should be an episode where they're called to a porn set and the actors who need rescuing are uncannily similiar to buck and eddie and the set strangely like eddie's house, and chim picks up a page of the script and reads out loud 'teddy (seductively): why are you skulking around my back door'

[perlaret]

he continues reading and the next stage direction has ‘chuck’ leaning flirtatiously against the doorframe and checking whether he’s alone (suggestive). the brownies he brought absolutely do have something in them.

buck and eddie are suddenly and aggressively avoiding eye contact

[frightfullytreeish]

chuddy otp 🥰

[perlaret]

remember when eddie literally asked buck why he was skulking around his back door

[frightfullytreeish]

there should be an episode where they're called to a porn set and the actors who need rescuing are uncannily similiar to buck and eddie and the set strangely like eddie's house, and chim picks up a page of the script and reads out loud 'teddy (seductively): why are you skulking around my back door'