I had the most outrageous dream last night.
So i had a dream that i was at my cousin's wedding and like before the wedding we were at this poorly made "grease" musical at the high school. and then i remember being in my pajamas and the wedding was going to start in like 5 minutes and my room was apparently across the hall???
so then i ask my mom what should i wear and she says what you are wearing is fine so i took her word for it...then i was at the wedding reception where my ex boyfriend was there and i was flirting with him?? and apparently we got back together and then Victoria Giordano (girl i went to school with) was there with her boyfriend and like my ex and kyle made an agreement that me and her should be allowed to have lesbian sex with each other whenever we wanted?????
So i was ok with this and I left the reception just to go to the gas station to get condoms and birth control pills (even though i don't need condoms to have sex with another woman and birth control is not sold at a gas station???) and that's all i remember.
WHY THE FUCK DO I DREAM THESE THINGS??