#scotchthedemonboy

[crowleytm]

"Hey Crowls, what do you want for Christmas?"

“The Book of the Damned. Other than that, I’m good.”

[crowleytm]

I take super how showers so I can practice burning in Hell.

I take super cold showers to wake up in the morning because my antidepressants make me drowsy as fuck but that is good too

[crowleytm]

If you ever have trouble with yellow light timing, it lasts six seconds. And it takes three seconds from their red light to your green light.

Good to know :) xxx

[crowleytm]

"You can just call me Dumblewhore."

Crowley blinked, expression deadpan, looking at Scotch with his fake grey beard. “Really? That’s your Halloween costume?”

[crowleytm]

The Office au where Crowley is the new guy who just wants to fuck everyone and be the boss.

he can fuck people but they can’t fuck him. well, they can fuck him, but they can’t fuck him.

actually maybe he’s already the boss who’s fucking done with everyone else’s ineptitude and bullshit and the fucker in charge of all those fucking fucks

[i-think-i-win]

Wild West AU~||scotchthedemonboy

The young farmhand was looking around at all of the towns people moping around, “It seems a little too quiet today...” Just as she spoke she heard the sound of rifles shooting near the tavern, “Oh god....is it outlaws?” She whimpered nervously, she quickly ran to the town to help the injured.

[crowleytm]

I hope Crowley goes back to being a total badass. I'm just expecting the writers to fuck it all up.

Absolutely. Because Crowley can never have nice things.

[lionessofthelord]

Scotch tries so carefully to sneak up on the angel, stopping every few steps to make sure his feet were keeping silent. He didn't want to give himself away so noisily.

Ariel doesn't notice as she continues stirring the bowl of dough for cookies.