#iggy koopa

[tangled-overgrowth]

"PLEAAASEEE WHO WANTS TO TAKE EDIBLES WITH ME AND WATCH BEE MOVIEEEE"

[mizomx]

I'm a little worried about posting the next chapter of delirium due to how blunt and disturbing it is (to me anyways). I realize it sounds like a cry for help, not just a regular fanfic au of the koopalings. So, when I post this, I may not be feeling ok. I might stop posting for a while about writing because I'm pouring way too much feeling into my work and reading over the latest chapter kinda triggers something in me. I feel funky thinking about what I wrote for Ludwig, it feels like hurts and dread at the same time. I will post this chapter anyways, and hope for the best.

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[justswalf15]

ROR Lemmy and ROR iggy

[justswalf15]

Paper Mario color splash

[tangled-overgrowth]

Your father threw a boulder at me just because he found out that a random guy was the one who murdered me instead of a version of Bowser.

No wonder I respect him.

@mariocoronationday

"HA! yeah, that's definitely something dad would do."

Iggy was just sitting on the grass with an open book, growing a flower with his magic.

"...are you okay though?"

[mississouppi]

What is everyone's blood type? And do you hc anyone as being uneasy around blood?

Since this is such a simple question, I'd like if ALL characters are included, but no problem if not!!!

you underestimate the ability of the Biologist to overcomplicate a Biology question

hey fuckheads its time to learn you somethin

by ALL characters i presume you mean the koopalings, broodals, and the elusive side cast. ill throw you a bone and include bowser, jr, kammy, and kamek. because im nice like that. everybody say thank you soup. disappointing lack of manners in the inbox.

anyway. as you know. humans have different blood types. and whilst i use a humanoid version of the gangs in my hcs. theyre not human. they're of koopa/bunny/whateverthefuck descent. and lizards/bunnies/whateverthefucks dont have the same blood types as humans! how fun! so whilst humans like peach, mario, luigi, the wario bros (?) have standard abo blood types, these guys differ. wario and waluigi are enigmas beyond my scope of knowledge. theyre something. something dark and sinister.

rabbits actually have a very similar blood type system to humans! very interesting. so we'll start with the broodals. rabbits generally use the h system. they are h1, h2, h1h2, or h0. im assuming you know how blood types work. do you? it refers to the antigens present on the red blood cells. h1 has h1, h2 has h2, h1h2 has both, h0 has neither. we all on the same page? good. this is very similar to human blood types. and very simplified. i dont know enough about rabbits for the real science just go with it. if you dont like this use the human equivalents x. rabbits do not have the rh factor that creates positive and negative blood types but because theyre humanoids and it adds more flavour to the hc. ill include it just for you anon. yadda yadda doesnt make sense yadda yadda shut up.

topper would AB- because hes A Bitch and negative all the time but hes a bunny so hes H1H2-. doesnt gaf about blood. doesnt care. hes been in too many fights to be bothered.

rango is H0+. because hes a hoe. no further comment. grew up on a farm. hes tough about gory shit. very desensitised. its just blood.

arty is H1- and he is not the biggest fan of blood. hes fine with his own. seen a lot of it. but cant deal with other peoples. he gets woozy seeing rango prick his finger to test his blood sugar.

hariet is H2- and thinks she has a stronger stomach than she does. she cannot deal with blood. thinks she can because she watches a lot of true crime media. don't trust her.

madame is H0- because she's also a hoe and idk trust the vision jackass. this bitch isnt fazed by anything a little blood has zero effect on this woman. a diva.

reptiles actually do not have traditional blood type classifications. how fun! so we're improvising. im not smart enough to give you a breakdown of the various leukocytes and their distribution in the gangs blood. these vary between species and subspecies too, and thats too much for one thicko. reptiles have similarities between their blood cells and human blood cells, but these can vary in terms of morphology. so we will use the abo system of antigens on the rbcs but they have sliiiiiightly different blood cell morphology. morphology refers to the physical structure of blood cells. so theyre the same system. just. slight variances in the shape. told you id overcomplicate this x.

larry is B+. because be positive. smiles. erm. doesnt like blood, hes a tad squeamish. but also a tad curious. he doesnt wanna look but he looks. yknow what i mean.

morty is AB+ and he absolutely cannot handle blood whatsoever. he'll faint. cant do it. do not bleed around him. unless youre his girlfriend then he locks in morty is fearless for periods.

wendy is B- and she has periods sent from hell so shes doing okay with blood. cannot faze her. she's been patching up roys bloody noses and split knuckles since she was 5.

iggy is A- and hes a bit weird about blood. depends where it is. sometimes it triggers a response to the Arm Thing sometimes its hot sometimes its just blood. hes an enigma.

roy is AB- because hes A Bitch and negative all the time. hes just young hot topper. fine with his own blood. not fine with anybody else's. unless hes pissed. but he feels sick when he comes back down.

lemmy is B+ because the be positive joke works better here. hates blood hates it hates it hates it. feels incredibly nauseous. he loves twin but twin bleeds too much for him.

ludwig is A+. he did well on the blood test. he feels very oddly proud of this. get flexed on. doesn't like blood because he doesn't like getting his hands dirty. its an inconvenience to him.

jr is O- idk i just see it for him. he doesn't really notice blood. hes fallen off his skateboard too many times to care. but hes a kid and big accidents scare him.

bowser is also O- and hes fine with blood until its one of his kids bleeding. the tiniest scrape on jrs knee and he feels sick to his stomach. this dude has seen battle. but his kids being hurt is too much.

kammy and kamek are both B- and insist the other is more squeamish. the truth is neither really are. but theyre not gonna rest until one is better than the other.

and now for my beloved elusive side cast. who i presume you also wanted included. these guys are all koopas, just different subspecies, so we'll use the same system.

castillo is O-. he donates a Lot of of blood so hes kinda desensitised. doesn't really care. the most you'll get is a Yikes.

pompom is A- and doesnt really care for blood. excessive amounts are a bit woozy but shes not vomiting over a paper cut. she gets a lot of injuries. shes used to it.

boomboom is B- and he cannot deal with blood. he gets dizzy. this is not ideal when hes friends with mr i get punched in the face an unusual amount of times a week. mop up your own blood roy.

i dont gaf how much yall dont gaf about her margot is part of the elusive side cast. suck it. O+ because i said so. not squeamish. at all. its just blood. who gaf.

thank you for your question. do you regret asking the biologist a biology question. this is going on my cv for when i apply for placements. these are my credentials for why they should give me a first. anyway. im a microbiology student not haematology or biomedical or any actually smart shit so take everything i say with a grain of salt. if youre a real scientist. dont fact check me. im dumb.

[smnlemmyplushography]

Brother Lemmy is infatuated by Brother Iggy 💛💛💛

[larry-koopa]

Why do you like iggy's new hair better?

Because. Pineapple.