#scotfr

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

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[gaandamu]

[11:15:46 PM] Arafel: Gaa there are classy french chefs on my TV

[11:16:52 PM] Sephielya: they're chefs in Scotland

[11:16:59 PM] König Gaa von Homosex: omg

[11:17:02 PM | Edited 11:17:05 PM] Sephielya: And he told them to speak Scottish

[11:18:20 PM] Sephielya: Scottish is aparently cursing

[11:18:37 PM] Sephielya: He tried to get him to say "wee bastard" or something too but it came out funny

[11:19:22 PM] Arafel: I think he tried to teach him fuck off wee bastard

[11:19:41 PM] Arafel: or something like that the french guys were very sad at the scottish though

[11:20:39 PM] Sephielya: he was xD he was too polite

[11:20:44 PM] Sephielya: pees auoff

[11:21:19 PM] Sephielya: he just made the french chef cry

[11:21:31 PM] Arafel: he said that it was too garnished and sometimes less is more

[11:21:32 PM] Arafel: and he sat there tearing up

[11:24:31 PM] Arafel: dirty wee bastard

[11:24:34 PM] Arafel: thats what he taught him

[11:34:23 PM] Arafel: They're sticking them in kilts and he is like "Time to show them your eggs"

[11:34:37 PM] Arafel: and the french are complaining about htem being cold, it is your otp in action gaa

[11:36:07 PM] König Gaa von Homosex: thjkhdfkjdfdfg

[11:36:13 PM] König Gaa von Homosex: I AM SO JEALOUS

[11:36:15 PM] König Gaa von Homosex: I WANT TO SEE THIS

[11:36:34 PM] Sephielya: oh

[11:36:35 PM] Sephielya: my

[11:36:36 PM] Sephielya: god

[11:36:52 PM] Sephielya: the 3 french chefs just gave him a stuffed sheep sex toy

[11:37:02 PM] Sephielya: because he kept telling them to be scottish

[11:37:25 PM] König Gaa von Homosex: FMKASFALIGULOGG

[11:37:27 PM] König Gaa von Homosex: SPITS DRINK

[mistressandcoffee]

*throws a kitten in your ask box* There I have given you an offering.

"This is the last time you will rbing that devil's creature in here!" France complained, looking at his destroyed garden before glaring at the perpetrator. Said devil's creature meowed lightly, eyes mockingly innocent as he was being held by his owner, a fiery Scotsman who just laughed at the whole situation.

"François- " and damnit, the man could say his name in so many ways that always left him wanting to kiss him, he should have been able to overcome that after a century or two of being together! "- Mata is just a kitten, he doesn't know very well places that should be off limits. Stop being harsh" he explained heartily while nuzzling on the kitten who just continued to meow.

Francis huffed annoyed. Tow weeks ago Altistair had found a little stray kitten on Paris and had taken an instant like to the poor creature that had been more bones than anything else. The Frenchman had found that very romantic -it had been raining as well- and had let his lover bring the animal home. He had never expected the chaos the newest little guest would ensue. Alistair had been paying more attention to that creature, and like right now, he was waving away the disaster it made... he had even once stopped in the middle of a very very heated night to pet the damned creature because it was mewling in distress "And why did you name him after Mathieu? I just can't fathom why!"

The Scotsman stopped laughing, green eyes looking at his old lover quietly, assessing him before patting a shoulder and pulling him closer. "Mata has the same eyes as the other Mata-" it was true, the kitty's eyes were certainly an interesting shade of violet "and like little Mata, this little kit needs attention. Never doubt that I love you more, but don't you think your jealousy may be the one pointing out all of little Mata's mistakes?" 

Francis paused and looked at the kitten in contempt. He was definitely not jealous, but maybe, just maybe, he was growing unbearable with age, and that was something he wanted to avoid: he would never become like Arthur, thank you. Mata mewed, violet eyes looking up trustingly at him, the way only innocent creatures could. Francis sighed in defeat.

Ok maybe it could work. But only after he taught that little animal how to properly clean himself. There must be excellent cat products to make the fluff shiny and beautiful, and this kitty wouldn't look anything else but stunning if it was to stay with them.