we are on an island rn. It is very fun. We've befriended a couple with our trans neurodivergent swag and we've got a photo with our plushie on a Polaroid. Life is good.
pros of being a mostly male system: everyone is usually able to agree on transition goals n stuff (afab moment) bc most of us are dudes (and three of us are transmasc in the brain B3)
cons of being a mostly male system: we all very much panicked during our cooking prelim bc ouch ough the cursed part is hURTING WHY IS IT HURTING THIS BAD-
Cripes, Becka! Quit gettin' older! Wait, no, I mean keep gettin' older. The older you get, the less creepy any age difference between you and me gets, so yeah, the older the better. Heh. So yeah, happy birthday an' all that. I'd give you a birthday smooch or somethin', but, y'know. Distance an' all that. Sorry dollface.
Aahaha of course that's the reason you don't mind me aging. Anyway, thank you sweetie! I appreciate your smooch offer despite the barriers that prohibit it. it's the thought that counts UvU
So wait, what're you expectin' me to do as your boyfriend an' all that? What've you got up your sleeve, lady? What're you plannin' on doin', just... braggin' about how friggin' awesome I am an' telling your friends about how good I am in the sack an' belittlin' them for not datin' the greatest man who ever lived on the face of the goddamn planet?
…I don’t know? What do you normally do for a girl when you’re in a relationship with them?
I’ve only really had one official boyfriend before you, and he took me out to dinner or we walked around the park at night and laid together and sometimes he bought me stuff (even when I really didn’t ask him for stuff) and he just took me out on dates like that and we’d also cuddle a few times.
But I’m totally also gonna brag to my friends about you, Hun. No doubt about it. It’s only natural to brag about how I managed to get with such a great and handsome guy like you~
Really, really dumb headcanon thing based on this post involving me and scout oh god don't read I'm so ashamed
Okay please excuse my really dumb headcanon and rambling here. So for some really silly reason whenever I see this I kinda think of me and Scout. Like this would have been how we first kissed or something really dumb like that cause I would have said something like I never kissed anyone before and he volunteers to be my first and it's just really cute and silly. Like idk when I first kissed Maz's Scout in any sort of RP fashion, but I would love to do like an RP thing with Maz that takes place back when me and Scout were first getting to know each other and this was our first kiss. God I'm so fucking dumb ;w;
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Well, since I've never actually had sex, I guess it's masturbation by default
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
Clitoris
Breasts/nipples
Shoulders
Tighs
Neck
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
Nope
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
Not that I can recall
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
Why not both? UwU They both feel wonderful
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
I touch it all the time. Feels damn good
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
I think so?
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
Idk, I guess they can be interesting, but I've never given one
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
I don't have those, sorry
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
...Yes
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
Not particularly, no
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
No
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
YES PLEASE
14. Do you have any kinks?
Refer here
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
Yes, I really like BDSM
16. Do you pee in the shower?
Sometimes
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
Yes
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
No, but I totally would if given the chance
19. Do you like being naked?
Yes
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
It depends. Usually I'm clothed, but sometimes I sleep partially naked.
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
No, but I'd totally love to someday
22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
Idk, probably making food when no one else was home
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
No
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
Yep
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
...No
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
Yes
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
Yes
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
NO
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
/LAUGHS/
none
30. How often do you masturbate?
A lot
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
Um...14 I think? The internet corrupted me and I just kinda found porn when I was 12 but didn't really know about masturbation until a little later
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
Sitting up usually
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
There really isn't a routine, but I enjoy watching porn while doing so, and usually I pay most attention to my clitoris
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
Usually porn, but sometimes to my imagination
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
...Yeah
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
Never have...so yeah
37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
No
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
Cute bikini panties
39. Do you ever go commando?
Every once in a while
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
Yes
41. How big is your penis?
40 feet
42.Does your penis curve at all?
Like a snail shell
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
The north
44.How big are your breasts?
34D
Do you know how fucking hard it is to find a good bra in size 34D? It's really fucking difficult.
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
Um...average? Idk, but they're the same length
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
???? Idk I don't think so I guess it's average
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
No penis, sorry
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
I don't really care tbh
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
I like both
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
I don't really have any strong opinion on the attractiveness of genitals
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
I guess
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
Why is this even a question?
53. Do you like your butt?
Yes
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
Shave or trim when I feel up to it
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
No
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
Up my butt
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
NO
THAT SOUNDS VERY PAINFUL
58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
Um...3-4 minutes I think
59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
Nah
60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
An hour masturbating probably
61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
4
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Usually just around my crotch, but I would love to have an orgasm so intense one day that I can feel it through my whole body; that'd be awesome UwU
63. Spit or swallow?
Whatever feels right at the moment
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
This is for someone with a penis, which I do not have
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
I don't exactly think it's either hot or gross, but I'd prefer not to be ejaculated on
66. Do you "squirt?"
No
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
No
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
No
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
/laughs/ No
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
No
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
Yes U~U I feel ashamed about it though
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
None
73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
Uh...I really only masturbate in my room or bathroom, neither of which I would consider unique
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
I was masturbating once and I didn't realize I had started my period so there ended up being blood everywhere ._.
75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
No, but I probably could be if I wasn't forcing myself to be quiet
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
...Yeah
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
I guess I wouldn't mind it if the other participating parties were okay with it and I was attracted enough to them for it; I'm willing to try something different
78. Do you own any sex toys?
No, but I wanna get some eventually owo
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
Yes
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
I suppose, but I wouldn't actually know, considering the fact I've never had any experience with either
81. What are your favorite positions?
I really like the reverse cowgirl position UwU
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Idk
83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
I don't have one of those
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
No
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
No
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
No
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
No
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
Pretty familiar, I guess
89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
I seriously have no fucking idea
90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
Does RP count?
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
No
92. Have you have phone sex?
No
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
Masturbate
Masturbate
Masturbate
Masturbate
Masturbate
94. What's something you like about your body?
I'm pretty curvy I guess
95. What's something you dislike about your body?
My vulva, tbh
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
Da booty and da chest and dem legs
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
Stuff involving me and Scout and bondage :,D
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
All the time
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
