Can you write something that involves SCP 1481 please? Maybe him meeting a friend/SO.
What a weird SCP, I love him.
Item Requested: The means to achieve unlimited energy.Result: SCP-1481-1 manifested one deviled egg, which it promptly ate.
“Good news!” The scientist announced. He paused for dramatic affect, “We have found something… kind of?… similar to SCP-1481-1!”
The assembled scientific personnel all murmured to one another, clearly intrigued by what his man was laying down. The scientist at the podium smiled proudly.
“As you may all know, SCP-1481 is a recyclable coffee cup, which, when rubbed, produces SCP-1481-1. A week ago, we found a similar anomalous object! It is perfectly safe, hence why we will now show it,” The scientist cleared his throat, before signaling for someone to come over. That person was another scientist, and they held a… an empty tin can, “Behold!” And then the new scientist promptly turned said can upside down and shook it. After a minute of shaking, you appeared, in a cloud of mist that flopped to the ground.
“Huh? What’s up?” You asked, clearly confused, “Hey, where’s my buddy?”
“SCP! Please, if we could have a moment of your time–“
“Nah. I don’t feel like it. Hey, got any chips?” There as a pause.
“I have some chips,” a woman in the audience said. You turned to her, and began to float over.
“Oh cool. Can I have some?”
“Er, sure,” She handed them to you. Doritos. You ate them all, bag included.
“Aw man, thanks. Here,” And then you reached into your tin can, pulling out several gift cards to 7/11, “Take these.”
The woman blinked in confusion, “Thank you?”
“Yeah. I’m gonna go now, bye,” You then lazily floated back into your can. Silence enveloped the hall.
“Behold!” The scientist speaker proclaimed again, “Science!”
Everyone nodded in approval.
