A collection of sedition head cannons because Iβm a bum:
Watchβs lips are always mildly chapped no matter what he does
Lambertβs wife knew she was being cheated onΒ
If itβs not a keter chances are Lambert never bothered to read itβs file, the man hardly kept up with any of the anomalies he was in charge of unless they were dangerous or βimportantβ in some wayΒ
Watch looks almost identical to his father, which he absolutely hates
Amnesty is a pretty decent singer and poet
Jacobsβ biological mother attempted to reach out once when he was an adult, he never responded so he doesnβt know why (or particularly care)Β
Hillard hated Chen. Deeply.Β
Chen had an extensive self care routine and was greatly concerned with his looksΒ
McCrimmon has a high alcohol toleranceΒ
053 regularly requests to give Watch βmakeoversβ using markers, stickers, and other such materials. He obliges every time despite the fact it usually ends with him looking ridiculous for at least a week or so afterwards (he canβt say no to her even at his own expense)Β
053 refuses to let them wash that damn 682 plush, she loves the thing too much to let go of it and it probably stinks a little because of thatΒ
035 spends long stretches of time creating fake origin stories in his head, revising them, scrapping them, and then creating new onesΒ
049 has claws which occasionally pierce his glovesΒ
When he was younger 049 once forgot about the whole βdeath touchβ thing and checked a patients temperature with his bare palm. Nobody was there to witness it but he still feels he hasnβt lived it downΒ
The only thing anyone can agree on in that damn facility is a hatred for Lambert and Miles (but some hate them for entirely the wrong reasons)Β
Hillardβs hair was consistently tied up in a bun so tight your own scalp would sting just looking at it, how the woman tolerated it is anyoneβs guess
Chen would lie about d-class breaking rules so heβd have an excuse to beat them whenever he got angry or stressedΒ
Jacobs sometimes reflects on his worst moments and wonders if heβs turning out similarly to the figures who made his own life miserableΒ
Both Jacobs and Watch are covered head to toe in scars of about every kind you can think ofΒ
Lambert was an absent father, bro couldnβt remember his kids birthdays if you held a gun to his head
Lambert took a gander at the site shooting range to try and look cool once and ended up accidentally shooting someone. He covered it up and blackmailed all parties involved into silence out of sheer embarrassmentΒ
Watch is no sabo, he wants to learn Spanish really badly but he just does NOT have the timeΒ (finding out he's Hispanic lowkey made me cheer, heβs one of us guys)
