SCP-7865 “Picolas Cage”
Containment Class: Safe
SCP Description:
SCP-7865 is for the most part inanimate. The anomaly has no limbs to aid in movement. It’s surface is round and possesses most qualities that an average pickle might. We determined this by obtaining a regular store bought pickle as a control variable. Both SCP-7865 and the control variable have roughly the same texture, smell, and taste. So far the only notable difference is that on one side of SCP-7865 is a face bearing a striking resemblance to famous movie actor Nicolas Cage. The face appears integrated into the surrounding anomaly. It is undetermined whether SCP-7865 is sentient as it has yet to speak or even produce sounds. It is ,however, most definitely alive, observed by the way it “breathes” through a permanent grin.
Further observation is needed, pending a testing confirmation via the SCP Foundation’s ethics committee.
Special Containment Procedures:
Jar.