#scp261

[oswednesday]

inserts coin with a dick shaped motif into the scp261

money entered: a coin with a human penis motif; manufactured in japanscp-261 powered or unpowered: powereditem description: packaging a narrow rectangle box, pale blue with a depiction wave splash on it, labels in japanese, reads dr knobs super refreshing ever quenching condoms; mt fiji edition, packaging contains condoms in standard packaging, upon putting an unwrapped condom in their mouth the subject reports that it feels like theyve drank a vast quantity of very cold mountain water

[oswednesday]

inserts penny smashed at a museum into the scp261

[subject gives you a stern look]

money entered: penny;  smashed at a museumscp-261 powered or unpowered: powereditem description: a single chip, breaks upon dispensing, brand pringles, flavour original

[oswednesday]

inserts very small petri dish filled with human blood

money entered: a very small petri dished filled with bloodSCP-261 powered or unpowered: powereditem description: a fairly large bag of gummys, bag gold in colour, labels unreadable to the subject but later identified as a form of american belonging to a northern tribe from the 1400s, bag contains many gummi baby humans, filled with jelly blood, easier to chew than the normal gummi bear, edible 

[oswednesday]

22 yen

ah yes hello!!

money entered: 22 yenscp-261 powered or unpowered: powereditem description: a medium sized package, an irregular rectangle, packaged in a strange filmy plastic, easy to open, package contains foodstuff that looks like meat but made of some sort of metal, subject finds it to be inedible

[oswednesday]

Three dollars stapled to each other.

money entered: three american dollars, stapled together

scp-261 powered or unpowered: powered

item description: change is made, 277.50 yen in one yen pieces is made in change, after the coins are return, several bent to straight stapled are ejected into the coin return slot

[oswednesday]

We should make out, my hot, hot prince. Also, 4 one dollar bills in Monopoly money.

[subject blushes and scratches out the dollar sign and turns it to yen]

money entered: 4 one dollar bills in monopoly money; altered to read yen

scp-261 powered or unpowered: powered

item description: a single plastic banana, yellow, banana sized, made out of plastic, subject finds it to be inedible

[oswednesday]

money entered: 500 yen

scp-261 powered or unpowered: powered

item description: a small yellow cardboard box, labels in kiswahili, contains a self inflating mattress, pillow and a blanket that expands when licked, blanket grows to about 6 ft, subject states that the blanket tastes eggy but not unpleasant, product claims to be fully edible after eight to ten hours

[oswednesday]

insertion of 714 boondollars

money entered: 714 boondollars

scp-261 powered or unpowered: powered

item description: a narrow container, plastic, labels in very broken japanese, filled with a shelled nut, shells are dark red, nut tastes very watery yet crunch, edible