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do you ship it?

scratchits (ebenezer scrooge/bob cratchit/emily cratchit) from vhs christmas carol(s)

i ship it!

i feel neutral about it

i don't ship it

i don't know the characters

Voting ended onJan 10, 2025

#scwp do you ship it #team starkid #a vhs christmas carol #vhs christmas carols #vhscc #vhsccs #scratchits #ebenezer scrooge vhscc #bob cratchit vhscc #emily cratchit vhscc

tiny tim: why do both of my parents call you babygirl?

scrooge: how about we stop talking for a little while

#tim knows why hes just a little shit #scratchits

Thinking about them <333 (a fictional throuple)

#take your pick on which of my favorite fictional throuple I'm talking about #plot twist it's all of them #scratchits #lautskity #lautitski #(sorry i find it so funny that that's my current runner up in the ship name poll)#quasimodo/esmeralda/pheobus #just realized they don't have a ship name lmao that's so sad #hond #starkid #vhsccs #vhsccs scratchits

emily gets with scrooge first because while bob is deep in denial about his feelings, emily sees scrooge playing with their kids, thinks 'i need her' and just goes for it (with bob's permission of course). this does not help bob with his feelings and actually makes things a little bit worse but it all works out in the end.

#scratchits #rambles

scrooge says some shit like "wowee" and then emily immediately jumps her bones

#scratchits #screege tag

Thinking way too much about the Scratchits today

God I love them so much

#scratchits #vhsccs #vhsccs scratchits #yes the fic is coming for them #if I could visualize they'd be rotating around in my brain like a microwave #the three of them are on a display shelf of my brain and every time I walk by i dust them off in admiration #I'm walking by every 3 secs

"emily i didnt know how to tell you this but your husband is cheating on you... with his BOSS..."

"oh yeah i know i cheat on him with scrooge too. sometimes we cheat with her at the same time, really make a day of it"

#scratchits #is this anyrhing

the neighbourhood gossip about scratchits would be so funny i think. like "oh bob's cheating on his wife with his boss, poor emily" or "scrooge is sleeping with his employee's wife! imagine how bob'll feel when he finds out!" and then someone's kid asks one of the cratchit's kids about it and they're like "both of our parents are dating scrooge." and it turns into "not only are bob and emily cheating on each other but scrooge is cheating on both of them!" and the truth only comes out once someone decides to tell either bob or emily the "truth" and they laugh in their face.

#this is coherent. this makes sense.#aldo theres gossip about bob being secretly gay at first #and then scrooge transitions and it turns into gossip about emily secretly being a lesbian #and then someone's like maybe they're just bi #i love making posta about scratchits and transfem scrooge knowing only one or two other ppl actually like this #scratchits #<- my favourite ship name i think. it's so silly to me #rambles

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