#scratchmarksrhino

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"I'm completely naked under all these clothes", he mumbled, then suddenly perked up, sitting back straight like he just reached enlightenment, "...Everyone's completely naked under all their clothes"

"I bet you shower naked, you dirty, kinky boy." Jenna said with a slight giggle.

"Get it? Dirty?"

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☑:An OTP with your Muse in it. ☒:A NOTP with your Muse in it

OTP: Jenna x Corpus Cutie who I've yet to name.

NOTP: Jenna x Gawain. Sorry Garland but nuh.

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+

It didn't take much and it would be hard to notice, but Jenna had tinkered with Theriums files, only slightly.

Apparently the name 'Therium' is pronounced 'Xylophone'.

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Combine + and 'pass it on'. Give me a rumor started while Jenna's drunk

[text from Jenna:

parently rosa sucked like 3 dikcs at 1nce lol

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*star of FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM*

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Therium Claudius is no joke, and there's a reason why I encrypted this file. This man is possibly the biggest threat I as a spy face. He's smart, much smarter than any of the other brutes willing to tear me limb from limb out there.

To even think of engaging this man sends shudders down my spine, and surely I would not even be able to run. So instead, I must either kill him soon, or befriend him.

As powerful an ally he would be, Therium would not stand around idly as I mess with everyone's own stash of currency - he'd surely put a stop to it. That'd surely narrow down my decision, but killing him would not be easy.

I must know not to pull any major mission in his vicinity, however, I do know of a certain two weak spots this otherwise flawless warrior. People. His relationship with Rosaline, and whatever the fuck is going on with Cera, not to mention his somewhat explosive relationship with Alex.

Anyway, if you manage to read this Therium, just know, you may be strong, you may be smart, you may even have driven me away by now. If you've found the file location and broken the encryption, bravo.

But you will never,

ever,

be rid of me.

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Dear Dad. Get it? Deer dad? Nvm

"He's not just a dad, he's a lord."

[swooning intensifies]

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"what's our song?"

"You want lyrics, Therium? HAVE THEM!"

"Killer with the beat, I know killers in the street, With the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat."

"Revolutionaries wait for my head on a silver plate."

"If you're incapable to comprehend mortality, I advocate a remedy of permanent fatality."

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Three little stars

//3? :< I'm not that interesting.

Fact 1 - Jenna

Arymo likes to act super protective over her, but it pisses her off. So, she goes out and does a whole bunch of stupid stuff like jump out of airlocks in her frame and get super drunk at parties and stuff just to make her feel tough.

Fact 2 - Kaden

I am a terrible terrible person who needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Seriously, I spew so much offensive bullshit that people just hate me. It's why I'm so quiet in school.

Fact 3 - Jenna

While she's not the strongest Tenno around, or the biggest, or the tallest, or the fastest, she certainly knows how to fuck someone's day up. Kinda like a sadistic female batman. Yeeeaaap. The darkness is not your friend.