#screams:intro

[spaceshipemoji]

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i’m Baekhyun and this is me giving the ol’ razzle dazzle. i’m a vocalist in EXO and i’m always doing it for dk (donkey kong). my biggest turn on is when people understand my vine refrences. i thought i had more to say but i just ate this really good piece of cake so i’m completely distracted. i promise i’m somewhat cooler than this so come find out @ doitfordk

[seokjujubee-blog]

This is the 4th time I’ve tried to post this let’s see if it’ll work.

Hey I’m Seokju and I’m probably the number 1 choice for the grumpy old man award. I’m usually found at this one dark old bookstore where people won’t bother me and I don’t bother them. I’m absolutely horrible at social interaction so this is probably for the best. If I leave you on read for 5 days it’s an accident I promise. I’ve legally changed anxiety to be my middle name so if that doesn’t tell you something about me I don’t know what will. I’m usually a nice guy but there are those days where I am a complete asshole so if you can stand me after all this come message me at undeadmodel

[bluntsemoji-blog]

hey, its me the man of many names….suga,agust d, min yoongi… and your man. haha…. anyways, i suck at these, it reminds me of middle school where they told everyone to go around in a circle and introduce yourselves and tell the class your favorite thing to do. and of course mine was write music and everyone thought that was lame so i said ‘petting dogs’ instead. lets just say everyone respected me with that answer more. anyways…. i love the kermit the frog memes and ill probably send you one if you ever message me. gh: @bluntemoji

[welcometotttttttarget-blog]

hello mtv, i’m johnny and welcome to my crib. over here is where i keep my empty popcorn bucket from when i went to see the bratz movie and this is the corner of my bedroom where i cry every night at the thought of spiders eating my soul whilst i sleep. i sing and dance and rap and dj and host some dumb radio show (tune in) i guess that’s kinda cool. i like long walks on the beach and picnics in the park and lying about my favourite things to make myself seem more romantic and deep. if you want some more photos of me in the sixth grade then we should discuss a payment plan.

[gvccigod]

hey, i’m taehyung and welcome to chillis. i’m also known as v or tae to others but you can call me whatever you like best or give me a whole new nickname if you’d prefer. full time? i’m in a group called bts. part time? art heaux. i asked @matchabuns what else i should say and he was very persistent in making me say i suck ass in all ways considered. i miss my dog, soonshim, every day and i really enjoy memes. let’s be friends on hangouts @ gvccigod

[yahdere]

buenos aires im joji and i’m here to fill that gap ur absent father left when he went to go buy milk 12 years ago. i do music and i make stupid ass videos on youtube sometimes but most of the time you can find me trying to sleep on your sofa at 1pm cause bitch im tired lemme nap thx. i had a dream once that there was a shortage of frogs in the world and i was panicking because i ran an underground frog smuggling service and i’m too ugly to get a boyfriend in jail so it would be boring af. socks are the devil don’t ever wear socks around me i’ll kill them and it’ll be very awkward for us both ty for coming to my ted talk x

[reallyimpossiblellama-blog]

I’m Yoongi and you can call me just that or Suga or if I’m being completely honest I’ll probably answer to anything that you call me. I’m a member of a group called BTS with my best friends and I have a dog called Holly (yes, he’s a boy) and I’m a lot nicer than people seem to think I am. Come talk to me @amiiinyoongi and tell me about your day.

[tattootiger-blog1]

hey what's up guys, I'm Monte Money, and I'm the lead singer of Beyond Unbroken. I like astrology, long walks on the beach, and playing some sick ass solos on the guitar. sometimes the ukulele if I'm feeling a little frisky. I'm a major nerd when it comes to poetry and music, and will probably bore you to death will my knowledge on the history of it. if you have a animal (particularly a cat), I will love you and your animal forever. if you need some to geek out with or if you just want to chat, come hmu on gh @ moneymonte249