#scribeassistant

[machinekeys]

I wrote a sad robot story and reading the heartbroken tags gives me strength

It’s wonderful, isn’t it? You should show me the thing so I can feel as sad as possible without actually having to have emotions.

[plasmarifles]

scribeassistant replied to your post:scribeassistant replied to your post:let’s go...

life’s worth livin, when nature’s giving

happiness to everyone, so lettt's goooo sunninnnnng

[plasmarifles]

scribeassistant replied to your post:let’s go sunning…

pretty flowers need the sun

this applies to everyone

[machinekeys]

THEY COME IN JACKET FORM TOO HAVE FUN GNAWING ALL OF YOUR LIMBS OFF TO ESCAPE YOUR FATE i would so wear this. i would wear the fuck out of this and force you to be seen in public with me wearing this

I HAVE NEVER HATED YOU MORE THAN I DO IN THIS MOMENT

[emergencycocktail]

scribeassistant replied to your post:[[MOR] I am still so mad at myself I can’t...

when you find it am i allowed to make a very late birthday drawing request or ..„., (crawls away im ssorry your art is just. cute.)

There is literally never a time when you are not allowed to make drawing requests dude omg

[machinekeys]

scribeassistant said: okay but how do you decide who brings the candy land board

Roll dice and consult Table A1-3: Bite Me Dork. 

[machinekeys]

i am going to g et hardcore WASTED and call you and im going to sing jingle bells for a solid frickin HOUR and ttheres nothing you can do about i

I could sing back at you, and we both know how that goes. OR I could give you another three hour lecture on DnD mechanics and why a DEX/INT fighter build is inherently superior to the traditional sword and shield tank. OR I could explain RWBY to you, in EXCRUCIATING DETAIL, and then we can go through every single one of my ships. Every. Last. One.

Or I could just like, you know, not pick up. 

Your move, nerd. 

[machinekeys]

we're forming an army an d we're coming to get you

Help, I’m being cyberbullied.