The mental image of one of the Hashira (probably Tanjiro, that seems very in-character for him) giving an anti-bullying lecture to a handful of teenagers (who might not even be listening) is sending me
believe it or not, the anti-bullying seminar was actually one of the first things i wrote when i made the sun hashira's tsuguko au. so in honor of this ask, here's the scene i had in mind, in like . just dialogue format. in all of its dubiously canon glory
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sanemi: does anyone know why the hell we're here
obanai: i think if we knew, you wouldn't have to ask
mitsuri: oh! what if it's a surprise? wouldn't that be fun!!
kanae: it probably has something to do with the fact that we're all training under a hashira
kagaya: wait but i'm here too
sanemi: holy shit oh my god when did you get here
kagaya: i've been here the whole time???
kyoujurou: he has, in fact, been here the whole time!
kanae: well, ubuyashiki-kun is kind of training under a hashira, even if he isn't technically a demon slayer
kagaya: yet
shinobu: wait, what about tomioka
obanai: ugh, what about tomioka
kyoujurou: she does have a point! he is kamado-sanās tsuguko! if this were a meeting for those training under the hashira, he would most certainly be a part of it!
sanemi: maybe they forgot about him lol
obanai: (snort)
mitsuri: don't be mean!!!
kaigaku: ugh, can you guys just shut up already??? they'll just tell us what this meeting is about when they get here
tengen: who do you think ātheyā is?
kanae: one of the hashira?
shinobu: well if it's not any of our teachers, it would have to be kamado-san or tokitou-san
kagaya: it could be my father
kaigaku: what would oyakata-sama want with a bunch of snot-nosed brats like us?
tengen: at least he included himself in the countā¦
kiriya: hello, my children
everyone: oyakata-sama!!!
tanjirou: i'm here, too!
everyone: kamado-san!!!
kiriya: i've gathered you all here today because of some concerning rumors about our youngest members of the corps that tanjirou brought to my attention
kaigaku: (oh shit)
obanai: (shut up!)
kiriya: tanjirou?
tanjirou: so, basically, this is a seminar on bullying
tengen: oh my god
shinobu: (uzui shut up!!!)
tengen: is the reason tomiokaās not here because we were bullying him
tanjirou: so you admit to it
sanemi: oh my god???
kiriya: bullying is a serious topic that shouldn't be taken lightly
shinobu: with all due respect, oyakata-sama, kamado-san, we aren't doing much more to him than playful insults. i'm not sure why youād think we were bullying him-
tanjirou: okay i'm cutting to the chase
tanjirou: giyuu and i had a conversation the other night that implied that at least one, but likely several of his peers were saying either to his face or behind his back that he wasn't worthy of being my tsuguko
tanjirou: and if that came from one of you, then i am breaking somebodyās legs
obanai:
obanai: oh shit












