#scriptednonsense

[suganeurospice]

What happens to a Scotsman's kilt if he gets an erection?

Like seriously, this isn't Google but please help... Does it billow?

[suganeurospice]

Ugh, fine

Tag 10 people you want to get to know better

Was tagged by Troy (splitchannelT, also follow his other blog scriptednonsense for updates on the weird shit that happens to us)

NAME: Beth Marriott

NICKNAME: Bethanaynay, Bethles, Bethildred, "omg she's so short", Slutbag

BIRTHDAY: September 30 1995.

GENDER: Female.

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Um. Panromantic Demisexual? Maybe????? *waves hands around vaguely* ehhhhh

HEIGHT: 5'1''. Short.

FAVOURITE COLOUR: I don't think I have one?

LUCKY NUMBER: The highest amount of money possible

FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: Anyone written by Terry Pratchett, Margery Tyrell, SPN trio, Rose Tyler, Skulduggery Pleasant & Valkyrie Cain, Percy Jackson and co., there's so many I can't physically list them all kthx

FAVOURITE BEVERAGE: Green Tea, Water, 

FAVOURITE FOOD: Anything I make

LAST MOVIE I SAW: Big Hero 6 with Troy and Morgan the bae

DREAM WEDDING: Idk something to do with explosions or dragons or something. And me getting lots of money.

DREAM JOB: Getting paid to 420

TEN FRIENDS I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT: Cbf finding my friend's tumblrs and tagging them because I HAVE A FUCKING ASSIGNMENT TO DO TROY AND I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED MOTHERFUCKING GREENPEACE CALLED ME AND FLIRTED WITH ME FOR A GOOD 20 MINUTES AND I HAD TO DO LAUNDRY.

[scriptednonsense]

"The Show"

When drama student and failed director Troy .J. Malcolm shifts to Helen Lowry Hall in Wellington he is destined to bond with people in strange ways,but hopefully comparing everything that the people around him did into the scripted actions of characters in a tv show that he played for himself in his head would help him make sense of the world around him.