#scruffydwarf

[bardofesgaroths]

scruffydwarf replied to your post:⊕ [bc you sent me one here you go~]

[ *incoherent giggling* do the do and screw the screw i can’t breathe ]

u kno u want it *pharrel woo in the background* errybody geddup

[bardofesgaroths]

⊕ [bc you sent me one here you go~]

i'm super overtired i'm sorry this is like 90% not serious at this point haha

pros

Hot brunettes with prominently arched eyebrows

Both of us are archers so strong arms...

I've already held you down while you scream so things wouldn't really be that different.

cons

The size thing might be a problem. Might.

There are no good reasons.

You're hot I'm hot let's do the do and screw the screw.

Oh yeah we don't really know each other and I'm going to send all my forces after your uncle cause he's a twat but w/e

[inlucestellarum-blog]

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SEND ME A ❀ IF YOU LIKE MY ROLEPLAYING

sweetie, you are amazing and I am potato. I do love potatoes but I don't think they can write. I'm Irish, I should know. damn potatoes.

[silvanisms-blog]

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SEND ME A ❀ IF YOU LIKE MY ROLEPLAYING

{✮— *incoherent screeching* i love you and your fabulous blog okay. so this. i don't even know how to react except for roll around on the floor. }

[toovercomegreed]

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[toovercomegreed]

"Do you trust me?"

Do I trust you to…

Run errands for me?[x]yes[]no

Tie my shoe?[x]yes[]no

Be honest about how an outfit looks on me?[x]yes but somehow i feel you would not be helpful[]no

Help me decorate for a party?[x]yes[]no

Leave spare keys with?[x]yes[]no

Cover for me at work?[]yes[]no[x]someday, perhaps

Pet-sit for me?[x]yes[]no

Babysit for me?[]yes[]no[x]what baby you are the baby

Cook my dinner?[x]yes[]no

Confide in?[x]yes, but i probably wouldn't want to burden you[]no

Move in with me?[x]yes[]no

Sleep in the same bed with me?[x]yes[]no

Help me conceal a crime?[]yes[]no[x]i'd never ask you to do something like that

Runaway with?[x]yes[]no

Put my life in your hands?[x]yes[]no