#scuffed lore

[shortystack75]

The Missing Sheep, Friend

It’s definitely one of the admins unless this is just disguised lore

So the admins i know of: -Dream(obvi) -George -Callahan -BBH

anyone else?? 

[ask-red-the-rogue]

I immediately ascend to the battle bus

You fly full speed towards the battle bus.

Hurtling towards the cursed creation, it gets closer. And closer. And closer.

You have a fleeting moment of hope, you’re going to make it! You are almost at the strange floating bus!

Then darkness hits.

All you can hear is a rapidly approaching heart beat, followed by an earsplitting roar.

Huh. Looks like maybe one of those god Wardens are still kicking around after all.

Sucks to suck.

[ask-red-the-rogue]

Sometimes ya find a drider tongue yknow-Z

No. I don’t know. I don’t think anyone knows. That doesn’t just happen.

You are unhinged best friend. (I mean that in the most positive way.)

[ask-red-the-rogue]

I don't even know where she got the tongue, there was literally just the bottom half of a drider (or not the mouth area) also I didn't leave a tongue she found that on her own

REALLY?!

All I was told is that it was a monster tongue she got from the spider thing! (Which we later realized was Cursed’s mom!!!!)

She just kinda gave it to me in lore, so I was like “ok????”

I hate our server /j

[ask-red-the-rogue]

What the hell - 🐐

Cc!Red here!

Ask Z why she felt the need to take a TONGUE and give it to me aS A PRESENT. WHAT THE HELL BESTIE. THAT’S JUST SCUFFED CANON NOW.

Seriously dude I know your character is funky but wHAT.

[ask-red-the-rogue]

Des NUTZ haha gottem

*is immediately executed by the flying invisible warden*

Red stares.

She puts you in a bottle, and walks outside to her back porch. She whistles once, sharp and loud.

You hear a distant roar.

She winds up, and throws the bottle with you in it over the fence, off the edge of the cliff. On your way down you see her quickly duck back inside.

There’s the sound of rushing wind, then all of the sudden you can’t see. Everything goes dark.

You can hear a heart beat, but you are very sure it’s not your own. It’s getting closer, very quickly.

There’s another roar. Deafening. And your bottle is snatched out of the air.

All this for a deez nuts joke.

Non-canon scene brought to you by (probably) Cursed, yet again.