#scullysthumbtacks

[literaphobe]

@scullysthumbtacks replied to your post “what if I stole a jug of milk from work”

i mean,,,,,,, you could?????

update: im not a thief

[grammatically-incoherent]

well, i’m off to plow my mistress.

[complimentbattle]

ok bella (@vacationterry - how good right) is so amazing and beautiful all the time and always makes my day with snaps of animals and updates about life and she has!!!!! the absolute best fic ideas!!!!!! like honestly. if u haven’t read bella’s fics u are MISSING OUT. so basically bel i love u a lot thanks

@vacationterry

[jonahsimms]

you’re watching timeless???!! 🎉 now i know one (1) other person on planet earth who does!! also those outfits amirite 👀😏

Yes! i started it last night and im hooked! i love their outfits so much and also the design of every place they travel is so really well done i love it

[combeauferre]

did u say angsty jake fics??? 👀

u knOW IT 

[literaphobe]

@scullysthumbtacks replied to your post “when u wanna help ur friend read through their important essay for...”

if it helps i am also completely useless without my meds so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

we love and support useless hoes!! 

[aarontveit]

pls tell us about your grocery shopping tveit dream it sounds amazing

Oh jesus. Okay it was SUPER domestic. I just was in a grocery store with a close friend and Tveit was there and so was his mother???¿¿¿??? We were all just getting food and other such items but then I said I wanted to get body wash and apparently this dumb boy had no idea body wash was a thing. NO IDEA. He did NOT use it. I was like ???¿¿¿??? How do you NOT know what body wash is? It was ridiculous. I kept picking on him all friendly like and it was painfully awkward because I was also being flirtatious (which isn't shocking because I flirt with everyone, tbh, I have zero chill). So, him and I and my friend take him to the section with soaps and such and we all start discussing body wash and then I got ANGRY because they had no Old Spice body wash types and that's all I use and Tveit couldn't comprehend my anger and was laughing at me because I was being so DRAMATIC about it. We settled on buying him something that smelt like spring & grass after rain (if that makes sense) and he just kept staring at it like "Why?" and then we met up with his mother at the checkout.

I woke up at the checkout part, but I felt so good. Which is rare. I rarely feel happy when I wake up and I was like WOW THIS IS SUCH A PURE FEELING CAN I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THIS?

I just remember I was being super awkward and flirtatious with this poor boy and my friend kept laughing at my lame attempts to be flirty with him and every time Tveit would be out of ear shot, I would get picked on for being dumb and "SO OBVIOUSLY THIRSTY."

TL;DR - Tveit is horrible and is now infecting my dreams, that lil shit

[literaphobe]

scullysthumbtacks replied to your post “i burnt like. 4 of my fingers.”

u warmed up ur flower buying fingies too much

no i momentarily forgot that i had been heating up this chicken wing in the oven at 180 degrees celcius n picked up the plate and nearly died